Arachnophobia Got A Whole Lot Real

Cinema accidentally mixes up Madagascar with Paranormal ActivityHoly nuclear mutant spider, Batman. A scientist has stumbled across the most terrifying creature in the world in a South American rainforest . An enormous spider (the size of a puppy) with nasty barbs (that can turn into flying spears when it rubs its hind legs) and hardened claws at the end of its legs that make a clicking sound when it moves. Oh and did I mention its 5cm fangs? Now maybe the US army could breed and train them to scare the shit out of ISIS terrorists… just saying.

Want sauce with that?

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4 responses to “Arachnophobia Got A Whole Lot Real

  1. They just found it? Where was it hiding?

  2. How very cool, will it walk on a leash with a collar or does it need a harness?

  3. hello friggin loon its dennis the vizsla dog hay first black eyed kids and now this??? i am never leeving the bathroom agin!!! ok bye

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