Happy Thanksgiving

Perth Breaks Krispy Kreme World Record

For crying out loud Perth, have you never seen a doughnut before? Our poor State has been continually denied Krispy Kremes while the rest of the world have relished the treat. I can’t count the times I have had to squeeze numerous boxes of them in the luggage compartment of the plane when leaving Sydney for my desperate family and friends.But no more Perth, you finally have a Krispy Kreme store and not just that, you have also broken the world record for the number of Krispy doughnuts sold on the first day …. 73,2000 people, 73,200. The store had to employ over 100 staff to serve the poor depraved Perth sugar addicts.

PSST One dude camped out for three nights to be the first Krispy Kreme customer. Silly billy.

Actress Sentenced To 26 Years

Well that didn’t go well. A Pakistani actress, her hubby and the owner of Pakistan’s biggest media group Geo TV have all been sentenced to 26 years in jail for participating in a staged marriage scene for a tv show. The big prob was, while the actress Veena Malik and her hubby were acting out a marriage scene for a TV show in the background a religious song about the wedding of the Prophet Muhammad’s daughter was playing in the background. That’s blasphemy right there.

Hair Today, Psycho Ward The Next

I’m not the Messiah, I’m just a hair transplant surgeon

You know what I hate? When your hair transplant surgeon believes he is the reincarnation of Jesus and goes a little wacko at a 9/11 Memorial Museum and attacks someone. I really hate that. The surgeon in question has been suspended, sent to a psychiatric ward and now contemplating why god/ his dad hates him.

PSST  The dude  was also convicted a few years back of 19 counts of misapplying money in a case involving a tribal casino.

Cat Piss City

Noooo, it’s not me

Welcome to New Castle, Pennsylvania where the whole entire city smells of cat piss. Yes you heard me , cat piss. So far no one has a clue where the stench is coming from but residents aren’t happy. The authorities think it maybe coming from waste water or a herd of angry c,ats.

Arthur The Dog Ain’t Leaving

A hungry stray dog came across a group of Swedish extreme sport athletes during an event in Ecuador. He soon became besties and refused to leave their sides despite the extreme conditions. After the competition was over they arranged for the pooch to be  flown to Sweden to live happily ever after .

Stay Safe People of Ferguson

Haters Gonna Hate, Hate, Hate

Oh no Geraldo, you wouldn’t? Seems poor Geraldo Riveria got so miffed by all the nasty comments he received after posting support for Obama’a executive order on immigration he threatened to hand over the “little pieces of shits” who posted to Fox News and Facebook authorities. Blahahahaha , what is this talk? Fox News authorities ….blahahahahhaa…. what are they gonna do? Silly.

Polly Want An Argument?

I Left More Than My Heart In San Francisco

Oh dear god, more over dogs, San Francisco has a human poop problem. Seems since the city has cut the number of functioning public toilets the 10,000 homeless population have been forced to drop pants anywhere they can. There has been an estimated 4,000 complaints about human poop in the city. One concerned web developer even created a human poop map, entitled “human wasteland”, marking all the locations poop has been reported in an attempt to raise awareness about the situation.