Has Anyone Got A Russian Dictionary I Could Borrow?

samuraiHoly crap Abbott , what the hell did you say? Seems the little chinwag with Putin about the MH17 kaboom has enraged the Russian leader. Four warships are reportedly heading Down Under in a short man syndrome attempt to scare the beejezzus out of us. Well, we should send our Frigates out there to give them some Vegemite and  some cute cuddly koala toys, that should hold them at bay for awhile. Alternatively, we could tell them that cane toads taste like black caviar and off load a few crates of them. Those invasive little critters would be no match  we’d would have control of Russia in a month!

Psst Relax, evidently they are here for the G20 meeting in Queensland. Putin likes to show off his wears.


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5 responses to “Has Anyone Got A Russian Dictionary I Could Borrow?

  1. Putin needs protection…he is a world leader after all..as for abbott? Budgie smugglers and a BBQ fork is all he needs to scare of his enemies. our only weapons have fallen in the hands of ISIS.

  2. Cane toads with nuclear missiles.

  3. The Ruskies would make money from us by selling the toad legs to the French. We would often shadow Russian ships when I was in the Navy. We would frequently come across them lurking around.

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