Bwahahahahahaha, a pair of dumbass burglars were looking through a window when they spotted a wad of £50 notes lying on the sill. While one of the guys acted as a lookout the other smashed the window. When the owner heard the commotion he ran downstairs to find his packet of novelty £50 notes tissues lying on the floor. The would-be thieves fled the scene but a neighbour got a good description of the fools and the police arrested them soon after. They each got over three years jail for their efforts.