Nooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo. Some poor guy has missed out on $35 million because his lottery ticket was printed 7 seconds after the closing time. The prob was he bought the tickets right on closing time, the first one he bought was valid but by the time the second ticket was printed it was too late for the draw . He took the lottery regulator to court, suing for half the winnings because someone else won. The court said NO. Loser.
Monthly Archives: January 2015
A British thief came up with a unique way to shoplift …pretend to be in a wheelchair. Unfortunately, she didn’t count on CCTV footage filming her miraculously getting up from her chair and stuffing items up her coat. Despite the footage she and her accomplice rolled out of the Marks and Spencers food store.
OK, I thought that this would be self explanatory but one more time Belfast residents…. don’t and I repeat DON’T eat the fish that spilled from a truck on Saturday. Several people were seen bagging the mackerel that lay strewn across the street . One lucky dude who grabbed 25 slippery suckers said “I know fish and can tell they were just off the boat.” Hmm, well alrighty then.
What the hell was he thinking? Bad enough the Prime Minister of Australia brought back knighthoods, criminal that he should bestow the first on Prince Philip (The dude that walks behind the Queen of England). Seriously, Abbott must be living in some sad little time warp where he is still prancing the corridors of Oxford University on his Rhodes Scholarship. What on earth would Prince Phil want with an Aussie knighthood? He can’t even get “King” on his stationary. I’m thinking “sir” might just be a massive cliff fall down from “prince” and at 90 something that is NOT what you want. Grow up Abbott, Australia already has.
Here’s the thing random lady, you don’t just waltz up to a kid on a playground ride and spin him so fast he screams for help. That is 6 months jail in Oz. OK fine, you get instant parole but it is still on your record. The random woman claims she was mucking around with a group of kids on a roundabout when she asked another kid if he wanted to join in as she was going to try and go really fast. He did, he screamed ( a lot) , she let him off. The problem? The kid was four. Enter parents, who ring the cops and random woman gets carted away in handcuffs.
What is this nonsense … a dog helps a dumbassed cat . Oh the humiliation.
One more time people, when at a wildlife sanctuary or zoo, please don’t put your arm into the cage of a 400lb black bear to give it a pet, no matter how scrumptiously cute he looks …just saying. I’m guessing the woman won’t be using her right arm for a long while…. as the Loon slaps the forehead with a palm.
Heavens to murgatroyd. It seems men in Germany men are not responsible for the damage made to floors from peeing standing up. You heard me. A judge has sided with a clumsy tenant who was suing his landlord for not returning his bond due to the pee stain damage on the marble floor around the loo. In his findings the judge said the landlord should have warned the tenant of the floor’s “sensitivity” to urine droplets.
PSST Dear god, Germany even has a word for men who wee standing up, it is “Stehpinkler”. Those who choose to sit are called “Sitzpinkler”.
Hmm, might be easier to just turn on the ignition …. just saying.