Monthly Archives: February 2015

Beamed Up

Actor has hands glued to do Vulcan SaluteTrekkies around the world are mourning the death of one of their favs, Leonard Nimoy. The man , who played the pointy eared Vulcan,  has now entered the final frontier.

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It Takes Balls To Date a Stranger

doctor_rushing_patient_on_gurney_lg_whtOh those Russians. A married Russian TV presenter got quite a surprise when he woke up, after spending the night with a blonde stranger, only to discover his testicles were gone. Hate that. Mr Nikolaev claims he woke up the next day with a mega sore crotch and blood all over his pants. Docs at the hospital where he was rushed  said whoever did it was very skilful. Police believe he was a victim of a black market gang who sell organs.

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Madonna’s Cape Fear

Oh dear, Madonna did a tumble at the Brit Awards. Awks and ouch!

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They Don’t Seem To Be The People Who Party

police 6OK, note to self , don’t put balloons shaped like the number 21 in the window. Seems the Swedes are a little hyper sensitive to anything that looks like IS (Islamic State). Yep, someone who read the balloons backwards called the cops. After a few hearty laughs the law enforcement officers asked for the balloons to be removed from the window.

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EPIC Fail

What could be worse than unveiling a plaque to a paedophile teacher after he died? Hmm, hows about inscribing it with the words “He touched us all”.

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Tight Undies Excuse

A Winnipeg MP caused quite a stir with his excuse for leaving his seat during a ballot.

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Watch Out For the Sink…….

A couple in South Korea may have a permanent fear of pavement after they fell through a piece. Damn you to hell sinkhole…

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Happy Birthday Glenn

applaudBravo Osceola, and the Sheriff and Fire Departments. When a six year old autistic boy, Glenn, invited his classmates to his birthday party, not one child bothered to show. Despite not receving any RSVPs the parents thought at least some kids of the 16 invited would have turned up. Nope. His mom said that “From the minute he woke up that day he wanted to know how many minutes until his friends came,” Sadly, they eventually had to tell Glenn no one was coming. Upset, his mom vented on a Oscela Facebook page, wanting to know if any other parent had experienced the same situation. The response? Next thing she knew 15 kids and 25 adults (strangers) were at her door ready to celebrate with Glenn. One woman even came with a brand new bike. When the local Sheriff’s office and fire department got wind of the story they arranged a belated birthday celebration too. Fire trucks, police cars and a rescue helicopter arrived at his house and he partied all over again. His mom’s response “thank you, thank you, thank you.”

PSST I hope the parents who were a no show are hanging their collective heads in shame. Happy belated birthday from all the Loons.

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Look What The Cyclone Dragged In

LANDSHARKS!!!!!

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Did You Say FOOD?

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