Monthly Archives: February 2015
Oh those Russians. A married Russian TV presenter got quite a surprise when he woke up, after spending the night with a blonde stranger, only to discover his testicles were gone. Hate that. Mr Nikolaev claims he woke up the next day with a mega sore crotch and blood all over his pants. Docs at the hospital where he was rushed said whoever did it was very skilful. Police believe he was a victim of a black market gang who sell organs.
Oh dear, Madonna did a tumble at the Brit Awards. Awks and ouch!
OK, note to self , don’t put balloons shaped like the number 21 in the window. Seems the Swedes are a little hyper sensitive to anything that looks like IS (Islamic State). Yep, someone who read the balloons backwards called the cops. After a few hearty laughs the law enforcement officers asked for the balloons to be removed from the window.
What could be worse than unveiling a plaque to a paedophile teacher after he died? Hmm, hows about inscribing it with the words “He touched us all”.
A Winnipeg MP caused quite a stir with his excuse for leaving his seat during a ballot.
A couple in South Korea may have a permanent fear of pavement after they fell through a piece. Damn you to hell sinkhole…