Attention office workers. If you decide to have sex at work (after dark) make sure the lights are off and there isn’t a pub full of Kiwis drinking across the road who can see you ….just saying. Oh and yes ,they did record every sordid detail on their smart phones and then posted them all over Facebook, Twitter and Reddit. The married senior insurance manager and the young female office junior were unaware they were being cheered on from across the street by over 50 bar patrons. One witness said ‘To be honest, after watching them f*** for a good half hour, people started to get bored and drift off back to the dancefloor.’
It wasn’t long before news travelled back to the missus (and the world) that her hubby had been well, you know …. No word on the fate of the two love rats.
They got bored after only a half hour. What kind of drunks do they have down there? Hell I’d have watch till the end of the movie. Someone pass me more popcorn and peanuts.
Lol 😯
Ha Ha!!!
Ok I will make sure the lights are off next time lol
LOL 🙂
Obviously they were jealous
of their wicked performance,
mind you half an hour is a
bit short but hey they and
everyone else enjoyed the
show so who cares? 🙂 lmao
There’s a lot to be said for going out to the back storeroom