Vacuum Cleaner That Really Sucks

hairFeet up everyone. A South Korean woman has been attacked by her robot vacuum cleaner. The rogue machine waited until the woman was snoozing before making its move. With stealth the VC zipped over to her and sucked up her hair refusing to let go. A struggle ensued but the VC wasn’t about to give up. Eventually she managaged to ring emergency services, who rushed over and found the evil robot attached to her head. No word on the fate of the rogue vacuum cleaner but the woman will no longer be taking naps on the floor while vicious cleaner appliances are around.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary, That's Gotta Hurt

4 responses to “Vacuum Cleaner That Really Sucks

  1. They’re plotting to take over the world!

  2. what would have happen
    if she was nude
    and it came up from the south???

    Not sure even I want to think about that.

  3. Desk49 …… but you were lololol

  4. hello friggin loon its dennis the vizsla dog hay see i noo that those three roolz of robotiks wood never wurk!!! we need at leest fowr roolz of robotiks!!! but sinse we do not let me just say i for wun welkum owr noo robotik vakyoom kleener overlords!!! ok bye

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