Attention male loons, if you have a small willy you are cordially invited to the “Big Small Penis” party in London. The party is to celebrate those of you who are not well endowed. The get together has been organised by poet Ant Smith who penned “Crooked Little Finger” (an ode to his weeny willy). Women will be allowed to attend for a small donation (no pun intended) and the dudes will be charged 77 pence per inch. Cheap night.