Monthly Archives: March 2015

Aussie Take on US Gun Control

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Cat vs Banana

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Ain’t No One Gonna Look There

airport scanner 2Oh for goodness sakes. The latest discovery of radioactive material being smuggled into Lebanon has been discovered in a shipment of maxi pads. Yes, some genius thought who the hell would look in 30 crates of feminine hygiene products? Hmm, back to the drawing boy boys .

PSST: Imagine if they were sold to unsuspecting women ūüėĮ

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Irony Of The Week

A fire extinguisher company in Chicago burned down

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Cheating On A Whole New Level

India has taken cheating to a whole new level after  up to 1,600 students were expelled in Bihara thanks to their parent  scaling the  walls and hanging off the school building to pass cheat sheets to their kids during an important exam.

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Game Changer

Standby Canadian basketball fans, the game is going to get a lot more interesting. An up and rising star is about to use his real name for the first time … introducing Guilherme Carabagiale Fuck. The college basketball player has been using, up until now, “Carabagiale” on the back of his uniform but he says he is proud of his name and would like to use it in his professional career. So many lines I could use right now ….

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Leap of Faith

Suspect your boyfriend still has a thing for his ex? Well here’s a solution, arrange to jump into a river with the other girl and see who he saves. OK sure, risky, but at least you would know. A poor Chinese dude was left in a “Sophie’s Choice” dilemma when his girlfriend and his ex girlfriend bothed jumped from a bridge into a river. The three had agreed to met to resolve the constant fighting and scheming going on by the jilted girlfriend but it all got ugly when the ex suddenly leapt from the bridge into the water below. As she screamed for help the current girlfriend decided to take the plunge too, yelling as she disappeared ‘it is either her or me’ . Dear god, I would have left them both there. Anywho, the guy decided to jump in and rescue…. hmm, I’m not telling you. Guess?

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Concrete Jungle

I am guessing they just gave up …

lawn fail

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Yeti Is More Than You Can Bear

Oh for crying out loud scientists, why would you so cruelly debunct the Yeti myth? Seems the elusive creature that has intrigued the world for centuries is a friggin brown bear. Thanks a lot you bastards. The hair that was discovered in 2013 has been tested, and tested and tested and it now appears that it comes from a species of Himalayan Brown Bear. Bummer.

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Mile High Club

And¬†who says Florida pilots don’t have a sense of humour? Users of the app FlightRadar24 got an eyeful on the weekend after a pilot did a slight deviation of his flight plan to create a penis.

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