Patience is not always a virtue

Cops in Britain waited over three weeks for a guy to poop out the 44 bags of crack and heroin that he had placed up his butt. The drug dealer, who originally refused to eat , was eventually taken to hospital to have them retrieved by a doctor. Days up butt= 23 days, Street value = $2,000, Street cred = 0.

Psst: The dude got 23 months.


Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Well I Never

4 responses to “Patience is not always a virtue

  1. celticqueen1

    Cracking good sentence too Loon but would have been better if he got 23 years.

  2. It is a shame it did not bust before they took it out.

  3. griffin

    Put some dish washing liquid in his pancakes, problem solved within 8 hours.

  4. Good grief, some people will simply do anything

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