Nepotism Ruining It For Terrorists

The one job where you’d think nepotism wouldn’t be frowned upon….suicide bombing. Hmm, but apparently some IS fighters are pissed they have to wait their turn because some militants are putting their family and buddies at the head of the line. The big whingers are the Chechen IS fighters, who are bitching about having to wait in a long line before they can kaboom themselves to kingdom come. In fact some are so fed up with favourtism they are heading to Iraq where the martyrdom bombers list is considerably shorter. The waiting time is currently about 3 months.

PSST I’m guessing they are worried they will run out of virgins.

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5 responses to “Nepotism Ruining It For Terrorists

  1. griffin

    Tired of waiting in long lines to go kaboom? Come to the Saudi oil fields, double the virgins!

  2. God I hope their woman virgins

  3. How is Allah going to negotiate this with God?

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