Perth Hostage Melodrama

bomb-3When Perth has a hostage drama it goes all out. The hostage taker picks the best location (Middle of who cares) …… claims he has kabooms strapped to him……grabs a random as a hostage……..puts up a handwritten random note that no one friggin understands and picks the coldest friggin night of the year. Good job. Seems he has a beef with a report that hadn’t been released by the Crime and Corruption Commission.. Enter squat team, police, military, media, rubber neckers and national coverage.  By morning the standoff had ended. That’s  what happens when you fire non kill bullets at him. On the bright side everyone knows where Bunbury is.

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Filed under Friggin Dumbass, Friggin Hilarious

2 responses to “Perth Hostage Melodrama

  1. Okay no one know it the bomb was real.
    Hell less shoot him with a rubber bullet and piss him off to find out.
    To hell with you hostage I didn’t like you anyway.
    Shoot him again I don’t think he’s mad enough yet.

  2. So is the squat team the same one’s that sit on peoples faces during air strikes or are these a different lot?🙂 lol

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