Monthly Archives: August 2015

Bad Moo-ve

Two British fire crews were dispatched after word got out a cow was roaming around with a plastic lawn chair stuck on its head. Awks. Don’t fret loons, the embarrassed bovine managed to remove the offending furniture by itself.



Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Wildlife

Latest Fashion Trend

Say it ain’t so. The latest Taiwanese trend, which no doubt will go global, is to take a selfie wearing nothing but a shopping bag. The more see through the better.



Psst There isn’t a shopping bag big enough for this loon to attempt….just saying


Filed under Friggin Dumbass

Yes, and it is still growing

A Chinese woman has a 5 inch horn growing on her head. I have no words.

Horn growing from head

Want sauce with that? Click here.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

Best Theme Park EVER

Banksy, you are friggin awesome


Filed under Friggin Awesome

Bottoms Up

airport scanner 2You are at the airport and are about to board a plane when the airport security stop you from taking a bottle of expensive cognac on board. What do you do loons, what do you do? Well, if you were the woman with the Remy Martin XO Excellence cognac you damn well scull it, that’s what you do. Yep, she chugged every last drop, rather than see any go to waste. Unfortunately, her rash action went straight to her head and she was found yelling and screaming on the floor near the boarding gate. Yep, legless. Enter wheelchair that carted her off.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Sore Loser

Pun 2015

Top 10 Funniest Jokes from the Fringe Festival 2015:

1: “I just deleted all the German names off my phone. It’s Hans free” – Darren Walsh
2: “Kim Kardashian is saddled with a huge arse … but enough about Kanye West” – Stewart Francis
3: “Surely every car is a people carrier?” – Adam Hess
4: “What’s the difference between a ‘hippo’ and a ‘Zippo’? One is really heavy, the other is a little lighter” – Masai Graham
5: “If I could take just one thing to a desert island I probably wouldn’t go” – Dave Green
6: “Jesus fed 5,000 people with two fishes and a loaf of bread. That’s not a miracle. That’s tapas” – Mark Nelson
7: “Red sky at night. Shepherd’s delight. Blue sky at night. Day” – Tom Parry
=8: “The first time I met my wife, I knew she was a keeper. She was wearing massive gloves” – Alun Cochrane
=8: “Clowns divorce. Custardy battle” – Simon Munnery
10: “They’re always telling me to live my dreams. But I don’t want to be naked in an exam I haven’t revised for…” – Grace The Child

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious

Worst Tip Ever

A waitress in the US was left in tears after a group of 8 left this as a tip …


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Seems they weren’t happy with the hour they had to wait for their meals despite being told it was exceptionally busy.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

No More

Kitty is way over bath time ….


Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never

Excuse Me Waiter This Dish Tastes Like….

poo curryA Japanese chef, wanting to make something unique, has created a poo flavoured curry. Yes, you heard me, poo. Fortunately the ingredients doesn’t include the real thing but is made from stuff that will make you think it is. But wait there is more…. the chef use to be an porn actor and he was inspired by his real feces eating roles. The curry shop is in Tokyo for anyone who is game enough to try. Oh and did I fail to mention it is served in a toilet bowl shaped dish?


Filed under Friggin Gross, Friggin Japan

Could have been messy

bouncy house explodesHey kids, you do know that the barnacle covered buoy you are playing with and jumping on at the beach is actually a World War II bomb right? Awks. The young kids found the bomb on a Welsh beach and asked their mum if they could play with it. Turns out it was a live bomb. Enter the Royal Navy who kaboomed it.


Filed under Whoops!