Orange Is The New River

Did someone just spill a shit load of Tang in the Animas River? Hmm, they wish. Some idiots, and that should be spelled with a capital I, let 1 million gallons of toxic shite flow into the usually majestic Colorado river, turning it a vile orange waterway of hell. Seems the team assigned to treat the contaminated heavy metal laced crap from an gold mine had a uber fail resulting in a enormous enviromental mess.Thanks for the state of emergency guys.


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One response to “Orange Is The New River

  1. Maybe they could bottle it and sell it.

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