Balls of Steal

‘Anti-radiation’ undies anyone? Yep, protect your important asset boys by getting yourself some Wireless Armour underwear which is woven with a mesh of silver. Now you can carry your smartphone without fear of nuking your genitals and damaging your sperm (god forbid). The undies are available in two styles – tight-fitting boxer briefs or loose trunks.


Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never

5 responses to “Balls of Steal

  1. Just don’t wear them in a lighting storm.

  2. does their range of sizes include X-Large ?

    [a friend wants to know]

  3. celticqueen1

    Oh just keep your phone in your top pockets guys.

    Date: Fri, 14 Aug 2015 02:07:45 +0000 To:

  4. But I don’t wear them on my head, so how come I still can’t get a signal?

  5. I can say nothing, nothing at all.

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