Maxi Pad Bandit

One more time Loons, if you are going to conceal your face while robbing a store please don’t use something that will end in tears …and a life of mockery. Poor, silly Gary wasn’t thinking straight when he stuck a feminine hygiene pad on his forehead to conceal his identity when he broke into an auto parts store. He not only got caught but he will now be forever known  as the Maxi Pad Bandit. Dear lord, what were you thinking Gary?

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9 responses to “Maxi Pad Bandit

  1. Super absorbent! Sucked his brains right out of his head.

  2. Well every master criminal has to have a AKA

  3. Maybe he thought he was preparing for a bleeding head injury. (Another one, I mean.)

  4. He should’ve put tampons in his nostrils & a Huggies over his head to complete the absorbent look

  5. Definitely not for his LIGHTER days

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