Monthly Archives: October 2015

Sumo Sprint

The funniest thing you will see all day….three sumo wrestlers thinking they are sprinters.

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Friggin Japan

Are You Pudding Me?

OK… I’m just gonna put it out there. I would so go to Hong Kong or Japan  just to try this…

Oh and wait…there is more …it pukes too

 

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Well I Never

Someone Was Bored

What do you do when you see a bunch of dogs roaming aimlessly up the street? Well if you are in Russia you grab your laser and mess with them …that’s what. Silly mutts.

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Epic Parenting Fail

You post a Youtube vid of your snowflake bubble butt dancing in the bath thinking you will get a bucket load of “awwwwwws” but instead you get a whole lotta WTFs.

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The reason wasn’t actually the bubble butt twerking bub but more so the mum using an electric appliance to make the bubbles…. Nawww,  a rookie mistake, like a knife in the toaster.

baby_outrage

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Bad Blood

Didn't give blood ...and you?

Didn’t give blood …and you?

An Alabama judge has raised a few eyebrows after he told small time offenders, who couldn’t pay their fines, to give blood or go to jail. The damn ethics groups are whining “Judges may not jail someone simply because they are poor and not able to pay.” Hmm, hello, don’t do the crime.

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious

Peace Keeping Hummus

What could possibly go wrong? A cafe in Israel is offering big discounts if  Jews and  Arabs sit and have a meal together. In fact the hummus cafe is offering a 50% discount to any table that has an Arab and Jew sitting at it. The owner said “If there’s anything that can bring together these peoples, it’s hummus,” Hmm,  more likely the discount…. just saying.

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No Refund Wedding Twist

A woman’s worst nightmare… having her groom get cold feet a week before the wedding and bailing. Probably even worse is when the mother of the bride decides to go ahead with the $35,000 wedding (because there is no refund)  and invites local homeless people to the banquet. OK, who am I kidding, great idea, really thoughtful but now every one around the world knows the poor bride got ditched. Anywho, she was too distraught to show so her mom hosted the event at Sacramento’s posh Citizen Hotel. Families and individuals from local shelters arrived to feast on the lavish meal.

PSST Mother and ex bride then flew off the Belize to enjoy the honeymoon. I wonder if the groom’s family had chipped in any of the costs? Come on loons, aren’t you curious?

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Filed under Friggin Awesome, Well I Never

Holy Grail of Western Americana

You go to an antique store and you see a 1870s tintype photo you quite like, so you hand over your two bucks and head off home. Later as you carefully scour your purchase and think…sheez, those people in the photo could be… nah….. could they? Well, they were. The $2 photo shows Billy the Kid and members of his gang playing croquet at a friend’s wedding. The $2 photo is now estimated to be worth $5 million and is considered to be the “Holy Grail of Western Americana”.

PSST I’m wondering if that was his favourite cardy?

Want source with that?

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Extra Meat

Well, well, well according to health officials in Oregon the dead mouse found in a Subway’s Italian sub came from the spinach supplier and apparently causes no health risk to Subway customers. Nawww, a Subway coffin.

dead mouse

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross

Koko Gets Kittens

Remember Koko the gorilla who can communicate through sign language? Well, she just turned 44 and for her birthday she got to pick a kitten.

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Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never