Monthly Archives: October 2015

Clown 1, Woman 0

This is just one reason why clowns have such bad reputations ….

Not funny? Check out these clown pranks, intensity turned up a notch or 10.

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, You Go Girl!

Don’t Rattle Them

Well this is one of my worst nightmares….. a pit of rattlesnakes. What the!!!!  Some guy was filming the tangled mess of slither when his GoPro dropped into the nest.  Dear god, just run. No seriously, count your loses and run.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Wildlife

Hey Honey, Why Are You Glowing?

If you are living in St Louis County, Missouri I don’t want to be alarmist but you might want to pack your bags and run. Seems there is a little issue with a slow burning underground fire and a shit load of Cold War-era nuclear waste. Authorities believe if the two should meet …kaboom… a catastrophic event right there. And by “event” I mean a big old plume of radioactive smoke wafting over the area. Seems authorities have been aware of this potential disaster for over 5 years when the underground fire at one of the landfills first started. Prob is, it is right next to another landfill which is contaminated with radioactive waste from uranium processing that was dumped there in the 1970s. It includes material used to create the first atomic bomb. Oh yay. Currently the fire and nuclear waste are about 365 metres from each other. Good luck with that.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary

Human Cruelty

Heavens to Murgatroyd, when a woman accidentally glued her eyes shut after mistaking her eye drops for super glue her doctor refused to attempt to open them because…wait for it…she didn’t have a job, insurance or money. The best he could do was give her ointment and send her on her way. So for days she sat with her eyes glued shut until media got wind of it and another doctor pried them open. First world problems.

PSST Florida

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

The Name Facebook Reject

COME ON....LOG ME IN

COME ON….LOG ME IN

It’s all fun and games until you can’t log it Facebook. One more time Loons, if you are going to change your name to Something Long and Complicated expect to have trouble convincing Facebook (or any other sucker for that matter) it really is your name . The social media platform made life rather troublesome for Something Long and Complicated after they rejected his identity verification.

PSST Yes, he is one of those people who thought it would be hilarious to change his normal name to something long and complicated.

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Bedroom of the Dolls

Holy haunted dolls Batman. A guy in Alabama claims he was attacked by his girlfriend’s dolls. Phillip’s girlfriend, Nicole, has 100 dolls in her bedroom of which two evidently scratched him while he was sleeping . Nicole, who can communicate with the spirits, believes the dolls are possessed by “two man” hating women who both had murdered their partners, which is why they “acted out” on her boyfriend. She has now removed the two nasty assed dolls from her bedroom due to fears they may continue to torment him. Hmm, so what about the 98 others? Sleep with one eye open Phillip. Nicole claims she has been collecting “spirited” dolls since the age of 12 when she got her first possessed one. Some of the dolls that she buys aren’t haunted until they begin mingling with her highly spirited ones. Nicole also claims the dolls like to have a good laugh but only when she leaves the room because they don’t want to “show” in front of her. She can hear them though.

Want source with that?

 

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Shit happens

Oh my lord, the moral of this story is never ever gobble down hot chilli before a MMA cage fight or the content of your bowels might just explode and dribble down your leg. Poor Travis got caught in a chokehold and then kaboom…. he shat himself so badly it ran down his legs (including beans) onto the canvas. Poor dude then had to do the walk of shame as the crowd gave him a humiliating send off.  Pity the fool who had to clean that up. Sorry the content of the video can’t be unseen.

PSST He’s new name is now the Brown Bomber

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross, Whoops!

Just In Case You Were Wondering

In a new study it has been revealed that 30% of all 911 calls come from accidental butt dials …. hmm, still no cure for cancer.

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Filed under Thanks For Nothing, Whoops!

Whoopsie

Why can’t they leave well alone?

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Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Whoops!

Well That Just Escalated

You know what I hate? When you are doing a live-stream and you accidentally set your apartment alight while everyone is still watching. Awks. I was nearly  compelled to yell at him… in the same way I yell at idiots on Judge Judy.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Japan, Whoops!