Monthly Archives: November 2015

Face Appears in Butter

Could this be Donald Trump because it sure isn’t Jesus?

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Fijian Rugby Team Are Legends

fiji playersStand up and take a bow you big, burly Fijian rugby team. Yesterday, during a flight from Nadi to Brisbane, a woman fell ill, causing a mid flight emergency. When the pilots informed the passengers, the world’s top Rugby Sevens side jumped into action. The Fijian team doctor and coach provided medical assistance to the distressed woman as she fell in and out of consciousness. Meanwhile, the players, seeing the drama unfold and realising that the air hostesses were struggling to serve lunch and deal with the drama did something extraordinary, they all got up and help serve the lunches to the passengers. Oh and wait for it loons, they also helped clean up the trays and mess afterwards.

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Kittens For Your Office

With a kitty crisis in New Zealand, SPCA and Uber are joining forces to offer a Friday “kitten in your office” to companies around Wellington . For $30 you can have a little feline delivered to your office and let loose around your work space. The 15 minute visit is designed to inspire people to adopt a pet. When the idea was first tested in the USA over 300 kittens were adopted. Hmm, what could possibly go wrong?

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PSST You can book a kitty via the Uber app.

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Happy Thanksgiving

Bronx school sued over turkey slapping of a student

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I’m going to kill you, you’re dead!

When police received reports that a man was heard shouting ‘I’m going to kill you, you’re dead! Die, die’ followed by the haunting screams of a woman, and the sound of furniture being thrown, they sped to the scene. When they arrived, an out of breath, flushed face man answered the door. They soon discovered that the commotion was not a domestic violence incident at all but a single man trying to kill a spider. Despite telling the bewildered police it was a “really big one”, they asked to check the apartment to be sure and found 1 very dead spider and 1 empty can of mortein. OK loons, you are probably wondering about the woman screaming? Hmm, well he told police ‘Yeah sorry that was me, I really, really hate spiders.’

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So This Is What It Has Come To

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The elected sheriff of Harris County, a US Army retiree, personally paid for the $553 sign.

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3D Printed Guns Banned

Thank you John Howard for your forward thinking. Today NSW banned the possession of blueprints for 3D printed guns. This is the first and hopefully not the last to do so. The penalty for violating this law has been set at 14 years in prison.

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Loon Is Back To Hating Clowns

clownHell no. A 12 year old girl who stabbed her stepmum to death said a creepy clown called Laughing Jack told her to do it. The girl had told her dad she was hearing voices a few months before the stabbing but 16..yep 16 pyschiatric units refused to take her in. Oh and the state of Indiana declined to place her in medical care DESPITE a court order that stated that hospital placement was the “only option available”.

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Game, Set , Now Go HOME

computer woman 2Nawww, a Chinese woman who has been missing , presumed dead, for 10 years has been found. Oh yeah, guess where? Seems 24 year old Xiao Yun has been enjoying the cool life, living and playing at Internet cafes. When she was 14 she had a mega yell fest with her parents and left. Since then she has been sleeping at various internet cafes and surviving off generous donations from customers. OK, I know , you want to know the burning question….. yep she played the online game CrossFire for most of her time. Living the dream Loons, living the dream.

PSST She must be friggin good at the game by now!

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Don’t Mess With Doo Doo

As you know, not a fan of clowns BUT I will make an exception for Doo Doo the Clown who saved two women from a mugging. Doo Doo, a well known Canadian entertainer, spotted a shirtless dude while out and about so decided to toddled off and investigate (in his non clown Hummer). When he rolled into the alleyway he discovered the man was violently confronting the women, so he did what any Doo Doo clown would do, he rescued them.

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