OK, just stop it. Introducing the Crazy Toilet Cafe in Moscow. Don’t ask me Loons, the thought of eating a burger off a bedpan or sipping a drink from a urinal is not at all appealing. The owner is none other than the man who gave the world the first G-spot sex museum. What have we learnt from this loons? Hmm, that leap from communism to capitalism is thwart with danger and crap.