Attention people, if anyone has left a Boeing 747 on the tarmac of Kuala Lumpar’s International Airport you have a fortnight to claim. Evidently, there are three (yes, three) untraceable and abandoned commercial planes at the airport, two being passenger planes. WTF? Apart from a uber security breach, why don’t authorities have any record of who flew them in and why they weren’t flown the hell out. Slapping forehead with my palm as I speak. Hmm, you might want to check to see if one of them is the missing Malaysian Airlines plane, just saying.