Stand up and take a bow Nev Sharp. The Aussie just broke the world record for loudest burp. Yep, his belch reached over 110 decibels. In response Nev said “It’s been a bit of a goal from when I was a kid,” …. “I’m always training.”
Stand up and take a bow Nev Sharp. The Aussie just broke the world record for loudest burp. Yep, his belch reached over 110 decibels. In response Nev said “It’s been a bit of a goal from when I was a kid,” …. “I’m always training.”
Filed under Friggin Awesome
Ingenious. A man found the perfect disguise to steal TVs from Walmart. He dressed as an employee. Brilliant. Wearing a blue Walmart vest he went to the stock room, loaded 4 flat-screen televisions onto a cart and simply rolled them out into the car park where an SUV was waiting. Too easy. After viewing CCTV footage management couldn’t identify the thief
Filed under Well I Never
Flossie Dickey is turning 110 but she would prefer to be napping or swigging whiskey than talking to a news reporter.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious
Oh dear lord, a group of historians believe they have uncovered another reason why Hitler became such an abomination. Seems he had a micro penis along with an undescended testicle. Which would explain why all the hyped up rumours that a flying piece of hot shrapnel sliced his testicles during the Battle of the Somme in the WWI. The condition , known as penile Hypospadius, meant he most likely peed from a small hole at the base of his penis. Hitler was known to have an aversion to being seen naked and fortunately never produced any offsprings.
Filed under Well I Never
Worst fear realised ….. aliens have even worst taste in music than Earthlings. Astronauts on the Apollo 10 mission reported hearing weird music while orbiting the dark side of the moon in 1969. Thanks to the lifting of classified NASA files in 2008 and a TV doco NASA’s Unexplained Files, we can collectively go WTF!!!! The recordings were made and transcribed during the time Apollo 10 was temporarily cut off with earth during an orbit of the dark side, the astronauts can be heard saying “You hear that? That whistling sound?” “That sure is weird music,”.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary
Montana police rushed to a family house after neighbours reported hearing loud shouting, screams and gunshots . Police set up a perimeter around the house and drew their weapons before approaching. What they found was truly disturbing…. a family sitting around their TV watching the mid-season premier of Walking Dead.
Filed under Whoops!
A soccer player in Argentina was so peeved at getting a red card during a match, he stormed over to his bag, got his gun, returned to the pitch and shot the ref dead.
Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World
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How did I miss this Craig?
OMG, poor Kong saved himself a bucket load of embarrassment after the Seattle Aquarium cancelled his Valentine’s Day mating session in front of visitors. Yes, every year on Valentine’s Day people can view octopus sex. Yep, you heard me, octopus sex. Tentacles thrashing everywhere!!!! But unfortunately for Kong, he was too big for the lovely lady octopuses and staff feared Kong might eat them, as he is more than double their size. However, there was relief all around as Kong lived to see another day…. evidently an octopus dies soon after sex. Go Kong!!!!
Filed under Friggin Wildlife, Well I Never
Banana man closed down a council meeting in Melbourne after he started handing out bananas. Evidently, Banana Man was protesting against the Mayor using a council vehicle to visit the Big Banana at Coffs Harbour during the Christmas break. In response the Mayor stopped the meeting and Banana Man split.
Filed under Friggin Hilarious, Sore Loser