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How did I miss this Craig?
OMG, poor Kong saved himself a bucket load of embarrassment after the Seattle Aquarium cancelled his Valentine’s Day mating session in front of visitors. Yes, every year on Valentine’s Day people can view octopus sex. Yep, you heard me, octopus sex. Tentacles thrashing everywhere!!!! But unfortunately for Kong, he was too big for the lovely lady octopuses and staff feared Kong might eat them, as he is more than double their size. However, there was relief all around as Kong lived to see another day…. evidently an octopus dies soon after sex. Go Kong!!!!
Abstinance.
…and definitely a dick joke here!
Kong just leaves us wanting more
I know a few wife’s that did the same thing.
Hmm I think I like your graphics more than that story… lol