Oh dear, the New York Central Park Ice Festival has been cancelled because…wait for it…. it’s too cold.
Monthly Archives: February 2016
It all started in 2007, the first foot washes up on a Canadian beach. Authorities rule out a serial killer, public not so sure. When a second severed foot washed up a few days later the world is abuzz. Well Loons, guess what? They are now up to 13 severed feet found on the British Columbian coastline…or 16 if you count the three found further down in Washington State. I kid you not, the latest foot in a shoe washed up last Sunday. Authorities have identified 10 of those feet as belonging to 7 different people. They claim no foul play was involved but most likely suicide. A few detectives have raised their eyebrows as to the bizarre coincidences, especially as all the feet found have been in runners.
Roll up, roll up, and dump your ex’s crap at the Goodwill in Florida. Yep, in a new campaign the recycle charity group are encouraging people to clear out their ex-lover’s stuff from their closets and start afresh for Valentine’s Day. Hmm, that’s if you haven’t already thrown them and their stuff to the curb .
Authorities in Chhattishgarh, India arrested a goat for trespassing in a judge’s garden. The naughty goat had jumped a fence and was munching on flowers and vegetables when discovered. On a bright note the poor hungry beast was released on bail but the owner will face criminal charges.
PSST Lucky the goat didn’t end up in a curry….just saying
It wasn’t hard for Illinois police to identify a photo booth thief after the machine took his snap while he was stealing the cash drawer. Yep, it is designed to automatically take photos when anyone attempts to jimmy the cash drawer. Well , at least he will have a memento of his crime.
What are the odds that a little mouse in a Readings Museum would fall for a 155 old mousetrap. Seems the poor wee thing did. A curator found the dead rodent after it had waltzed into the “unbaited” display trap and got kaboomed. To add insult to
injury death, the 1861 device had printed text on it declaring it would “last a lifetime”.
Oh dear, big time awks for the Chinese prostitute whose elderly customer died while they were having sex. Seems she got stuck on his….oh never mind. They both got wheeled out on a hospital stretcher presumably to get it removed. Good luck with that. What a dinner party tale she will have to tell.
This is why I could never be a newsreader…..
You know your holiday is going downhill when passengers start upchucking in the pool. Time to pack and get the hell off the horror cruise, I say. Gastro has reared its ugly head once again on a cruise Down Under. Over 200 people of the 4000 passengers are believed to be suffering from the unfortunate bug. Despite emptying the pools, disinfecting everything in sight and ordering the sick to stay the heck away from healthy passengers the cruise went to hell in a handbag (and sick bag). On a bright note, the smorgasbord was relatively free to indulge . Bon appetite.
Fish 1, weather girl 0.