A German casino (and several streets) was evacuated after reports a rubbish bin in the men’s loo was making suspicious ticking and buzzing noises. A bomb squad unit was deployed and several streets surrounding the casino were also evacuated for fear of a kaboom! The whole incident was called off when the special unit discovered the sus device was not a bomb but …wait for it…. a discarded mechanical penis ring that had its vibration function turned on. Move on, nothing to see here.
Royal Flush or just Craps
Filed under Well I Never, Whoops!
At least if I lost it
in the early morning light
I’m sure I could find it
before it gave the wife a fright
as it buzzed and beeped away
between the wife’s loud moans
honey is it where I think it is
should I call 911 with your phone
she flashes me with a smell
trying to talk through her grin
Just go buy some more batterys dear
before these wear down to thin
Bad Bad Desk49
Dang, that loud? Must have been made badly