Racists and Misleading

I would want my money back….I suspect shrinkage too.

New Aussie Bogan Sport

Australia has a new sport for bogans,  Reversal of Fortune. The aim … to run up an escalator the wrong way. For this you need, a mullet, a crowd and the will to give up at the first sign of effort.

You Can Run But You Can’t Hide

A California woman who killed a man in a hit and run tried to dodge arrest by a) wearing coloured contact lenses b) dying her hair pink c) getting a temporary dragon face tattoo or d) all of the mentioned. If you picked d)  take a bow. Naw bless, she didn’t count on an anonymous tip to her whereabouts. Hmm, she might want to do some defriending, just saying.

PSST I hope the tattoo comes off easily.

When The Fog Rolls In

Sometimes the silliest ideas are the coolest. A California distillery has gathered fog from around San Francisco and …wait for it… used it to create a special vodka. Introducing Fog Point, vodka made from fresh water extracted from fog. Yep, the distillery has fog catchers located in Sutro Tower, Berkeley Hills, Outer Sunset and El Sobrante. The water is extracted and blended with vodka which has been distilled from premium wine. The Hangar One distillery has produced 2,500 bottles of Fog Point which are selling for $125 each.

May The Farce Be With You

You know had to post this!!!

Japanese Pop Star Attacked By Crazed Fan

OK, one more time people. When a creepy obsessed fan sends you a gift just send him a simple thank you note and then ring the police ASAP. A Japanese pop singer is fighting for her life after she returned a watch sent to her from a psychotic fan and he turned up at her concert and went crackers. Mayu Tomita was stabbed over 20 times when she didn’t give him a straight answer as to why she returned his present. I’m guessing she was lost for words …. She is now lying unconscious in a Tokyo hospital.

Take My Breath Away

My worst nightmares rolled into one…exercise and public transport… introducing the exercise bus. Perfect. Now there is justification why the person next to you stinks like a skunk on a bender. On a happier note…it will be a bitch doing anything with a seat belt and stack hat. Health and safety fail!!!

For Mice

Hell NO!!!!! I came across this yesterday and nearly gagged on my Krispy Kreme.

Jogger 0, Kangaroo 0.5

You know what I hate? When you are out jogging and you get kaboomed by a flying kangaroo….I really hate that.  The roo in question got hit by a car and flew right into the jogger, taking out his legs. Oh the calamity. No word on the kangaroo, but the jogger will be limping for a wee bit.

What a Tool

A man down under had an embarrassing encounter with a ring spanner. Seems he got ihis penis stuck in it and had to ring the fire brigade. Enter angle grinder and a whole lot of awks. Guessing there was very little eye contact.