Take That!

Somewhere out there is a would-be kidnapper hanging his head in shame. You had one job….kidnap an 8 year old. What happened? She kung fu-ed you into submission. Amateur. An 8 year old did the old pressure move on the neck of a man who had broken into her home and attempted to drag her downstairs. The little ninja told police she used the “the Cheetah Paw” on the intruder, a move she learnt at Kung Fu class. Meanwhile, police are looking for a man who the girl says “smelled like garbage.” So many levels of hurt.

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Filed under That's Gotta Hurt, Well I Never, You Go Girl!

3 responses to “Take That!

  1. celticqueen1

    Sheis briiant

  2. I guess she was paying attention in class.

  3. Smells like garbage and feels that way too

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