Holy Matrimony, Batman

There are numerous things you can do with a wedding ring but slipping it on your penis is not one of them. Just ask the Chinese dude who had his stuck for two days. The pain became so unbearable he had no choice but to ring firefighters. It took 90 minutes and a bucket of humiliation before the gold band was cut off. Unfortunately for him, footage of the incident has been making its rounds on social media.

PSST I know what you are thinking Loons but I’m guessing hoping the ring was a man’s extra large.

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Filed under Sore Loser, That's Gotta Hurt, Whoops!

One response to “Holy Matrimony, Batman

  1. Rescue workers need to find smaller tools and get rid of the hard hats. I also hope bride finds a larger diamond!

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