End of World Alert

Vatican coin misspelled JesusA religious computer programmer believes Jesus is on his way back to Earth to destroy the planet. Seems he has had enough. The programmer has calculated that at the end of 2016 we will face the apocalypse and those lucky enough will head to heaven while the rest will be sizzling somewhere else. She wrote on her website ‘In the fall of 2016, the 6,000 years of sin on earth will come to an end, everlasting righteousness will be brought in, and Jesus will come again to take His people to heaven.’

PSST I wonder what Jesus has been doing for the passed 2000 years?

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Thanks For Nothing, Well I Never

5 responses to “End of World Alert

  1. Face Palm (that is the answer to your question)

  2. Just because a person is sick of the current situation doesn’t mean you can end the world. Everybody knows that…

  3. I saw a bumper sticker the other day that said Jesus has been behind the couch this entire time. I thought, that’s… uh… kind of weird.

  4. He has been denying religious computer programmers admittance to heaven!

  5. I think she forgot to carry the 7.

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