Stunning

OK, I’m not here to judge (lol) but way to go girl. A teen cancer patient had one of her bucket list wishes come true, She got to friggin taser someone. Woohoo, I would love to do that. The Newark police stepped up for the challenge and the teen got to zap a cop. The volunteer cop said “It is unpleasant to say the least, but if for five seconds if it makes somebody’s kind of dream come true, especially in her situation, I think it was well worth it,”

Here Kitty, Kitty, Kitty

It didn’t take long for this feline to discover there were kitty drugs in this Netherlands pet supply store. When staff went to the catnip aisle they found a random cat writhing in ecstasy over their toys. Well played kitty. The embarrassed owner eventually carted the drugged up puss home.

Who You Gonna Call?

You know you are in Australia when people are asked to catch and donate deadly funnel web spiders to the Australian Reptile Park because they are low on venom antidote. Seems due to the amount of people being bitten this summer, stocks are low. So, let me get this straight, so many people have been bitten by these deadly spiders they have run low on anti venom they want more people to catch them. What could possibly go wrong?

Hate To Burst Your Bubble

Guess what loons? A big soap bubble has just smashed the Guiness Word Record. How big was it? Friggin huge!!!! The 11m by 7.5m bubble enclosed 275 students and a car. Yes, I know, still no cure for cancer . The guy broke his own world record….oh wait , what? Do we even care?

PSST Get a job

Oh Beehave

As much as I would love this to be true, Donald J Trump did not and, I repeat,  did not steal his inauguration speech from Barry B Benson. Dam it!

Spiderman Fail

OK, this Spiderman can’t do everything a spider can….

Loon is Back

Sorry for the lack of posting in the last two weeks……just been researching my family tree.