Birth Discrimination Anyone?

A pregnant woman who wanted a photographer to take photos of her having a baby via c-section got this interesting reply. Kinda ouch on so many levels.

Fake Reports

Oh dear, seems you don’t have to be related to Kim Jong Un to get on his bad side. Five senior officials have been executed,  via anti aircraft guns, for sending the North Korean leader false reports. Kinda damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

Fake Award

OMG, as I yawned my way through another Oscar night, I was snapped from my trance by the sound of …wait, you didn’t win. Blahahahahahah, as awks spread across the theatre, I sat upright and watched the carnage unfold. Seems La La Land was NOT Best Picture, Moonlight was. But the mistake wasn’t caught until all the cast members were dragged up on stage and every poor bastard had made an acceptance speech.  Boom, there’s a classic moment right there. I can’t wait until Trump tweets ….told ya Fake Awards.

Dangling P

When you see an opportunity take it. A Texas man posted a photo of himself standing under a dangling letter “P” of a Pharmacy sign in hope it would fall on his noggin so he could sue Walmart. Classic. He even went back the next day and took up  position….in hope it would fall. His humorous antics have now gone viral.

Keyboard Blues

Sorry loons for lack of posts yesterday. Seems like the latest Windows 10 update wiped out my wifi keyboard. This made it impossible to a) search for fixes b) complete fixes c) get to website that downloads the new drivers . Life was so much easier when all we had to do was carve pictures into cave walls….. just saying.

PSST And yes tech savvy loons, I triple checked the batteries in keyboard….sheez!!!

One Less Chair At Christmas

Oh no, not Kim Jong-nam, the oldest bro of Kim Jong Un is no more. Seems our favourite little Disney loving Kim Jong has been murdered in spectacular fashion at a Malaysian airport.
Two alleged North Korean female assassins sprayed an unknown toxic chemical from a fountain pen (so 1970s) in his face as he waited for his flight. This apparently isn’t the first time his younger bro has tried to bump him off.  Nam is the oldest and, in theory, the true leader of North Korea which Kim Jong Un has never been happy about. He was the product of  Kim Jong-il’s affair with South Korean-born actress Song Hye-rim, but fell out of favour when he was caught trying to sneak into Japan under a false identity to visit Disneyland. Since then he has lived in exile trying to avoid his erratic brother. RIP fun loving Jong.

Trump’s Doppelganger

Is it me, or does America suddenly feel like a reality show?  Since Trumps rise to the White House the line between what is real and what is staged is so blurred. So it is understandable that the Dominican Republic’s newspaper got a little confused too.

PSST For those who are also confused…..that isn’t Trump , it is Alec Baldwin.