Monthly Archives: February 2017

Pure Gold

This is no way to get through life son. An ex Royal Canadian Mint employee will be spending 30 months in prison after he went to all the effort of shoving 22 pieces of their refined gold up his butt to sell on the market. Despite dodging security cameras he was eventually caught and now will have the awkward prob of telling inmates what he’s in for.

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Filed under Sore Loser, Whoops!

Did You Hear A Rattle?

 

snakeOh for the love of god, what hell did you uncover? When a snake wrangler got a call about a rattlesnake in a home loo, he suspected it wasn’t the only slithering beast in the house. After removing the loo snake he went on a little hunt and uncovered 13 rattlers in their storm cellar and another 10 under the house. Feet up people , feet up. The family said they hadn’t seen a rattlesnake in years. Seems they are secretive, sneaky buggers.

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Freakin Morons Get Apology

Naw, a democratic Massachusetts mayor has copped it sweet, eaten humble pie and decided to apologise for calling protesters “freakin’ morons” during a public meeting. The demonstrators were ranting about the immigration policies of  Trump when the mayor unleashed his inner kraken (on a live mic) and said “freakin’ morons. Morons, morons, morons” and then followed up by calling them uneducated. Now that is what I call bipartisan .

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They Never Learn

OK, one more time people, if you are going to fake your own death please don’t a) tell everyone you have mad cow disease and are off for treatment in Venezuela b) apply for a passport under a false name c) get caught. That’s 14 years in prison right there. Come on people, too easy. The man, who was in uber debt , was off to Venezuela to obtain a fake death certificate. Three meals a day, roof over your head, no money worries…win/win.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World