Monthly Archives: May 2017


The Loon is back …

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Waiter There Is A … Oh Never Mind

Move over Cat Cafe’s there is a new player in town. Introducing the first pop up Rat Cafe. Yes, now you don’t have to pull up a bin, you can eat with rats in the comfort of a cafe. OK, you don’t actually eat with the vermin, they come later (due to health codes). But you do get to mingle with the furry creatures in a dungeon environment. Thanks San Francisco.

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Fruit of the Loon

When two Scottish students left a fresh pineapple on a table at a modern art museum as a wee joke they didn’t expect it to become part of the exhibition. Seems curators thought it was part of the exhibition and encased it in glass.

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Loon in Fiji

Sorry to break it to you loons, but I will be posting from Fiji for the next week. Dirty job but someones gotta do it!!!

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Who is Stewing Now?

You know your mum’s stew is friggin awesome when, she rings the police and has you arrested for stealing it. Damn straight, A New Mexican woman had her son arrested for stealing her posole after she told him he couldn’t have any. When her son texted her to ask for some posole she said NO. Next thing she knows ,  the gate and garage are broken and the stew on the stove is GONE.

PSST Judge dismissed the case.


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Frequent Flyer?

The boss of the flying kangaroo got a flying lemon meringue in the kisser during a Leadership conference in Perth. Alan Joyce, the head of Qantas, didn’t see this coming. The culprit is a religious man who hid for hours to unleash his fury at corporations making comments about marriage equality.    Needless to say he is in the doghouse, especially with his wife who had no idea what he was up to.

PSST: Alan Joyce is openly gay

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No Need To Panic BUT!!!

OK, I must admit I haven’t been taking the” North Korea hates the world” thingy very seriously until Anonymous reared its head. Given they are the world’s best hackers, I am assuming they know more about what’s going on than this one finger typer. So when they say start preparing for WWIII I am definitely going to start cleaning out my closets .

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