Monthly Archives: August 2017

Going, Going, Gone

A Woman is friggin lucky to be alive after she and her car plunged 7 storeys from a parking garage. Whoopsie daisy. They do it big in Texas.

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Not Just Nuts

Squirrel be like WTF. A intsy weensy Canadian squirrel managed to destroy 20,000 gallons of milk at a cheese factory. Evidently he chewed through a wire that happened to be attached to a piece of machinery and well you can guess the rest. Naughty squirrel.

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Doggone it Dad

An Australia golden retriever wasn’t about to go anywhere when there were so many more trees to sniff…

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Chariots of Hell Fire

Putney police want to have a few words with a jogger who appeared to push a woman in front of a bus.

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WTF Australia!!!!

Just when you thought Australia couldn’t get more scarier …. introducing sea lice. Yes, the latest creature to deter us from putting a friggin toe in the ocean. A teen was left bleeding from hundreds of little bites after cooling off  for a few minutes in the water. Doctors, who struggled to contain the bleeding were baffled as to what the hell caused this mess.  The teens confused father decided to go back to the location with some chunks of meat and guess what? Friggin flesh eating bugs appeared. But don’t fret sea loving loons, in typical Aussie fashion an expert said ‘sea lice should not alarm people or deter them from swimming.’ Hmm, neither should sharks, blue ring octopus, stone fish or deadly jellyfish right?

Sea Lice

 

I deliberately put his horror image last, so look away squeamish loons….the ravishes of sea lice….

UPDATE: The creatures have been identified now as Sea Fleas not Sea Lice. Who friggin cares, they are spawns of Satan!!!!

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Jesus on a Mushroom

For 137 years a church in Mexico has worshipped a mushroom found by a lumberjack. Reason? Jesus is on it of course. They have an annual festival in honour of the mushroom. The Jesus mushroom is believed to have spiritual powers. Hmmm, so its a magic mushroom?

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Texas Man 0, Armadillo 1

A word of warning to those attempting to shoot an armadillo. Their armour is like a shield of steel (quoting wise words of Batfink). A guy in Texas tried and the bullet ricocheted back into his face. He was airlifted to hospital and his jaw wired shut.

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Presidential Pooch

The South Korean president is a legend. Finally a politician that keeps a promise. The president is now the proud owner of a rescue dog that was saved from a dinner plate. Unfortunately,  some parts of South Korea still eat dog . This little pooch was rescued from a man about to kill him for supper. The Rescue Centre had a hard time placing little Tory in a home because of the prejudices against black animals. They called on the president and his campaign promise to adopt the 2 year old …and he did. I know what you are thinking….but he has two pooches (he’s safe).

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Worth a Try

You have a $3.7 million dollar debt you don’t want to pay…what do you do? Well, if you are a 59 year old Chinese woman from Wuhan you pay a plastic surgeon to alter your appearance, that’s what! Oh and you can add that to your debt. The woman used a credit card to pay for it. Unfortunately looking 30 years younger and brandishing fake ID didn’t help her one little bit. Since the government released more credit , consumers they have been cha chinging away and racking up huge household debt . This can’t be good!

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