You’ve ended a 12 year relationship, you are about to hit the big 4…0… you haven’t got a suitor insight, what ya gonna do? Well, if you are a woman in Italy, you marry yourself. Yep, she did. She even had bridesmaids, a big wedding cake and 70 guests. Her reasoning… “I told my relatives and friends that if I had not found my soul mate I would marry myself by my 40th birthday,”.
Hmm, wedding night should be interesting!
Why on earth is this poor sweet potato the only one left on the shelf. For the life of me…oh wait,
This goddam Bali volcano is taking its own sweet time to erupt. Nearly 100,000 people have been evacuated but so far crickets. Seriously, just kaboom already, my Bintang is getting warm.
Hugh Hefner dead at 91, a good innings for a man who spent half his life in PJs. I bet he died with a smile on his face! The Playboy mansion will never be the same.
Feet up Aussies, seems the early hot weather means male snakes are coming out of hibernation and mating sooner than expected. It’s on. Snakes will be on the prowl for a missus. They will be angry little reptiles ready to rumble with any other male snake they come across in their pursuit of a female. Pet owners have been urged to be a lot more vigilant as some of Australia’s most deadliest snakes will take no prisoners in their once a year mating ritual.
If you happen to be in Bali at the moment, you might want to look out your window. The volcano is about to blow. No one is quite sure what will happen but a 12km evacuation zone has been ordered. Mount Agung hasn’t popped its top for over 60 years but all indications are it’s about to. So far over 200,000 people have been evacuated from the danger zone but the bigger problem is how to get off the island. If Agung sends clouds of ash into the air there won’t be any planes allowed to land or depart. Might want to stock up on Bintang….just saying.
One more time people, just leave wildlife alone. A man in Arizona decided it would be a hoot to throw a rattlesnake on the BBQ during a children’s party. Show the little snowflakes how a snake sizzles. The rattler had just slithered into the yard when the guy grabbed it by the head but as luck would have it he lost his grip and the angry snake bit him on the face and chest. Luckily a hospital was nearby. He was sedated for 5 days until the swelling went down. Still no word on the snake. Probably gloating with his mates in the Rattler’s nest.
What is up with the mystery jogger that likes to take a crap on people’s lawn. So random, so disgusting, so grrr. The unidentified culprit is a female who drops her load before jogging away. She even brings her own toilet paper and leaves that too. So mortified is one resident she has posted messages around the neighbourhood…“To the female jogger that continuously uses of walkway as her toilet: Please stop immediately! You have already exposed yourself to our children and the police have been contacted twice,”
Evidently there is a public toilet directly across from her dump site.
Holy feral goldfish Batman. Just when you thought Australia’s wildlife couldn’t get more freakier, lets introduce the feral goldfish. Estuaries in Western Australia are being invades by goldfish the size of footballs. Evidently the problem is due to people flushing unwanted pets down the loo. Seems the usually freshwater fish have morphed to adapt to the saltier water (and are loving it). As a result they are chewing up vegetation and feeding on the native fish’ eggs. See ya eco system. Who knew goldfish out of their bowls could be such pests.
Oh tsk, tsk Chesterfield. What was meant to be a lovely floral tribute to the 20th anniversary of Princess Diana’s death has turned into an epic fail. Social media just lost it’s mind over the ancient Derbyshire tradition of using flowers and natural materials to make a collage. One twitter user wrote “Nice use of weetabix for her teeth.” You be the judge Loons…