Run Pooper, Run

What is up with the mystery jogger that likes to take a crap on people’s lawn. So random, so disgusting, so grrr. The unidentified culprit is a female who drops her load before jogging away. She even brings her own toilet paper and leaves that too. So mortified is one resident she has posted messages around the neighbourhood…“To the female jogger that continuously uses of walkway as her toilet: Please stop immediately! You have already exposed yourself to our children and the police have been contacted twice,”
Evidently there is a public toilet directly across from her dump site.

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Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Gross

One response to “Run Pooper, Run

  1. griffin

    Have the neighborhood buy paintball guns, 10 points for a head shot, 15 points for the body and 50 points for a butt shot! What is she going to do call the cops?

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