Monthly Archives: October 2017

Dumbass Aliens Looking Like Fish

OMG, are you that stupid?

Apparently we are not alone. One ex NASA scientiest believes the reason we haven’t spied a single damn  alien is because they are living underwater on some planet out in deep space. Maybe even under a frozen ocean.
Their survival would be improved because they wouldn’t suffer all the nasty universe issues like exploding stars or space radiation.
He goes even further to suggest they are well protected under a big chunk of ice that makes it impossible for us to contact them. Yep, I’m hearing ya. Mobile phone coverage is a bitch!
The “fish like” aliens are evidently dumber than us because they can’t build fires. Oh well move on, nothing to see hear. Seriously, do we need any more dumbasses in the world?

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Scratch and Sniff Fail

The CIA dumped Lulu after a year training. Seems Lulu was basically lazy and disinterested in her career path. Lulu is a black labrador recruited for explosive detection program. Well, that was until she got sacked. It seems Lulu had no interest whatsoever in sniffing out bombs. Nope, not even with the promise of food and games. Smart doggy. She obviously knew , one wrong move and kaboom, doggone!

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Father Knows Best

I’m going to blame this on the “You had one job to do!” backlash from his wife. A father spent hours trying to get his son’s head unstuck from two bars at a construction site.

 

No matter what he did the kid remained stuck. As the hours ticked by he was fearing he would have to call for help or worse…his wife. But then like a bolt of genius he realised he was doing it all wrong. That was awks!

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Fake News

A cat turned a dramatic news story into a joke… well played kitty

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Just When You Thought

This is what women do in Oz. See a shark in a rock pool …pick it up and chuck it back in the ocean!

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A Series of Unfortunate Events

You know god doesn’t want you in the World Cup when this happens. Sorry USA but this is hilarious. Honduras bumped the USA to the bottom of the World Cup Qualifier with this silly goal.

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Beggars Can’t Be Chosers

Oh for the love of salmonella. When the Cardiff foodbank appealed for donations they were shocked to discover someone had given them a 46 year old can of Heinz kidney soup. The can was so old it still had the price in the old currency and had also been discontinued for over 35 years. The foodbank is now requesting people check dates before donating.

PSST It might still be OK?

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