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Nuremburg All Over Again

If you weren’t guilty why did you take the poison? A Bosnian war criminal left a UN court room stunned when he downed a small bottle of poison after he failed to over turn his 20 year sentenced . Slobodan Praljak later died in hospital.

North Korea No Longer Has Small Man Syndrome

There is only two ways this is going to pan out and neither one  is going to end well. Kim Jong Un has successfully shot a ballistic missile into the Sea of Japan proving he has the capabilities to kaboom whoever the hell he wants. His father’s attempts gave the world hope that it wouldn’t come to this but unfortunately times have changed. Your move Trump.

KFC Best Present EVER

OMG, OMG, OMG, for a short time the KFC online store is selling a $10,000 “internet escape pod”. The pod is actually a tent that blocks out all wireless signals. It comes with a protective Colonel Sanders draped over it. The cost includes a KFC rep to come over to your place to install it. The director for advertising said “We’ve come up with several technologically advanced, creative experiences for our customers and fans this year. But even we feel the burden of technology during the holiday season. So we decided to go in the opposite direction and create an anti-technology product, using technology, to help one lucky buyer literally escape the holiday chaos,”

Doggone It

What does an impatient dog do when his owner is taking his own sweet time getting back to the car?

Beached As

Feet up New Zealand a sleepy dormant fault line has just woken up after a long sleep and it might just be grumpy. According to geologists the Hikurangi subduction zone has begun to move. This little fault has the ability to cause 9.0 earthquakes and the mother of all tsunamis. Sleep with one eye open bros.

Epic Statue Fail

Well this is awks. The recently erected (pun intended) statue in an Adelaide Catholic school has been temporarily covered up until the loaf has been sliced…just saying!!!

What The?

I didn’t know this was even a thing? Ref taing his job way too seriously…

Hope You Like

Evidently dressing up as Borat in the infamous green mankini in Kazakhstan is considered minor hooliganism (love that word!). Just ask the 6 Czech tourists who were detained and fined.  Still too soon. Seems the Kazakhs are still really pissed at that movie for making them out to be backward peasants.

Best Break In

This is just pure dumbass gold. A woman squeezes through a McDonald’s drive thru window and well…just watch. It is rivetting, especially her lame attempt to hide her idenity.