Monthly Archives: November 2017

See Ya Charles Manson

Evidently Charles Manson is about to see what is behind death’s door.  Good luck with that!  The 1960s cult leader/manipulative narcissist who mastermind then convinced his followers to kill, is about to meet his maker. The 83 year old only has a day or so to live due to an undisclosed illness. Can’t say I will be sad to see him go. I do hope however this will give some closure to those directly affected by his atrocities. No RIP from this loon.

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Could I Have Grass With That?

OMG, imagine if you could eat salt and vinegar potato chips all day long and not gain weight. Well loons, it seems scientists have discovered a grass downunder that tastes exactly like salt and vinegar chips. Kid you not. The spinifex type grass is  currently been used by Queensland  farms to manufacture the world’s strongest and thinnest condoms. Umm so guys why didn’t they notice,  didn’t anyone lick their fingers….oh wait never mind. If only they could find grass that tastes like bacon I’d be so vegan.

 

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Hollywood or Bust

Well Hollywood, you should be hanging your head in  shame. With all the recent rolling up of the red carpet to expose what has been swept under it,  I just shake my head. This behaviour should have been eradicated decades ago when Hollywood icon Shirley Temple  Black  exposed the “trip to the casting couch” for many young actors (including herself). But what was the response?  Friggin crickets.

Year after year I have sat through  actors using the Academy Awards to vent about….decent roles for women…. decent roles for African Americans…. we hate our President….what about slaves…Jews…transgenders. This social bandwagon has got so bad the Academy Awards are no longer about the “best movie” but what social agenda they want to push each year.

In the last few weeks I have watched high profile actors and actresses ducking for cover over the sexual abuse accusations. One Hollywood icon said she had heard rumblings about it but didn’t act because it didn’t happen to her. Another called Weinstein “a god”.  A few comedians  have made “clever insinuating” jokes but no one has had the balls to confront it head on. All these teary Oscar acceptance speeches, gushing about how the industry has everyone’s backs and what a great collective group of talented people they are, just seems so hollow. Especially when one of the culprits is sitting in the audience.

Please don’t get me started on all the Hollywood child actors who have turned to drugs or have died young. God knows what lead them there.

Hypocritical Hollywood should take a long hard look at themselves before they start telling us how to think, feel and act!

PSST Dear god please don’t let them use this as their next Academy Awards theme! Considering they all turned a blind eye.

 

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I Can See Clearly Now

Sunglasses…..and you?

An Aussie guy who stole a pair of $400 sunnies at a Duty Free store in Bali has been sentenced to 3 months jail. Ironic, considering you could probably buy a fake pair for $1 out on the street. Anywho, he will be out in a few days as he has already spent the time behind bars.

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Fake News

I am thinking in hindsight if you are going to get 10 years for holding up a bank with a water pistol you might as well have used the real thing. Just saying.  In his defence though,  he told the judge he used the water pistol to make sure nobody got hurt. Naw, lucky the cops didn’t open fire and blow him to smithereens.

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Bomb Fail

Run for your lives it’s a….. A distraught elderly German man rang the cops fearing he had unearthed an unexploded WWII bomb in his backyard. When the police rushed to his house they carefully approached the 40cm long object only to dicover it was a zucchini. Seems a neighbour chucked it over the fence.

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Kathy Griffin Battles On

You kind of know your life isn’t going so well when you end up at the Astor in Perth doing your stand up.  Part curiosity and part, I kinda love the crazy D lister with her slightly insane …. are the “Men in Black” behind me nerverousness….. made me go.  I admire the Kathy Griffin spunk. She “literally” has had the rug pulled out from under her after The Donald photo shoot . She looked fragile and nervous when she walked onstage, a shadow of her former self. I couldn’t read the audience as she drew the weirdest demographic. However the moment she stepped on stage and people cheered, it was cathartic no doubt.

Her act revolved around The Donald and her fall from grace. I was hoping she would drop the whole The Donald is a Nazi routine after numerous nervous rants because she really didn’t need to . In between her desperate need to explain herself, she was actually funny.  Love her or hate her , she is just a comedian. A comedian who stuffed up badly. But in this fickled world of entertainment surely they should throw her some slack. When Kanye went all dissy on TayTay it wasn’t long before his bad behaviour was swept umder the rug.

You could tell that Miss Griffin was just holding it together when nearing the end of the show she let the tears roll. For one brief moment the enormity of her plight could be seen by all. The Hollywood D Lister living next door to the Kardashians and who worked along side some of the biggest names in Hollywood was performing to a three quarter full theatre in downtown suburbia in the most isolated capital city in the world. That would make anybody cry.

You could tell she was shocked by her unexpected show of emotions but the crowd  for the first time saw  Kathy Griffin the person not the persona. And they loved it.

Here is hoping she can move on from The Donald and get back to being the D lister she really is!

 

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