Oh bless, China is building a laser so friggin powerful it could rip a hole in space. Take that aliens! The laser will be able to produce 10,000 times the power of the entire world’s electrical grids. Which means it will be the mother of all lasers.
Monthly Archives: January 2018
I just love a good food fight. Macca’s staff cracked a whopper in front of a bemused drive-thr customer. Priceless. Be warned…some choice language.
Could Dawn, the 9,000 year old Mesolithic girl be the original Resting Bitch Face? The teen’s skull was unearthed in 1993 but thanks to state -of-the-art technology we can now see her face. You can check out Dawn’s scrowl here
One of Australia’s most puzzling and infamous unsolved crimes may soon be solved. This horrendous crime changed Australia’s lifestyle forever.
Fifty two years ago the children of Nancy and Jim Beaumont aged 4, 7 and 9 (two girls and a boy) caught a bus to the beach at Glenelg in South Australia. The trip took less than 5 minutes. In those days it wasn’t uncommon, and the eldest child Jane was considered extremely responsible. The kids were expected to spend a few hours by the water before returning home at 2pm. Alarm bells began ringing for the parents as night fell and they hadn’t returned.
Eye witnesses said they saw the three kids playing with a blond man in his 30s. A shopkeeper, who knew the children quite well, told police they came into the shop at 12.15 and bought 2 pasties and a pie. She thought it strange because they had never bought a pie before. Their parents confirmed that they had given them coins for their outing but the shopkeeper insisted they paid with a £ 1 note.
The last sighting of the children was around 3pm by a postie who said he saw them walking hand in hand along the road, in good humour.
As news broke of the disappearance, Australia became increasing concerned. It would continue to shock the nation to the core. Within a blink of an eye the Beaumonts had lost their three children.
Psychics and a hoax letter gave false hope to Jim and Nancy. In the end after decades hoping for their children’s return they moved away and separated. They are still alive and in their 90s but no longer want to be in the public spotlight.
In later developments a North Plymouth factory became the focus of a continuing investigation. A small section was excavated but nothing was found. A book published alleged a man named Harry Phipps had killed the three children and buried them at the factory. A book written by his son claimed he had buried them in the sand pit at the factory.
Today it was announced a new search will resume on the factory grounds . Here is hoping there will be closure for the family.
You know when they catch a serious criminal and the neighbours always say, “Sheez, I would never have guessed he looked so normal and nice.”? Hmmm, well whatup neighbours of David Turpin? Seriously, even the haircut is a crime. Just saying.
The checks and balances simply failed these 13 kids/adults/captives. I kind of did the maths on when the parents went all Norman Bates and seems to coincide with the eldest child turning 18. I guess they didn’t want to lose control over their children. Sickness or not, 13 souls have now had their lives irreparably damaged. No amount of Dr Phil or Oprah is going to fix this mess.
I really do hope they throw the
Bible book at them.
PSST I refuse to post any images of the children but quite happy to post everything about these two bottom dwellers. Jailhouse Rock Turpins.
You know what I hate? When you spend a whopping $306 billion dollars on 4 state of the art warships and they are crap. Bummer Germany. Just some of the problems the first of the four frigates is experiencing ; radar and electronics issues , below par flameproof coating on its fuel tanks and lack of sonar and torpedo tubes. Oh and did I mention listing? Yeah, it list slightly to its starboard side. You wonder how anyone got on the moon!
One more time Loons, you can’t beat the system. A man returning to England from Iceland tried to avoid paying excess by wearing all his clothes on a flight. Yep, he wore 8 pairs of pants and 10 shirts. When he was denied a boarding pass he went on Twitter to question whether it was…wait for it…racial profiling. For the love of all things stupid, it wasn’t your race!!! Of course he filmed it all and of course he was arrested …life is like a box of chocolates. When he returned the next day to board another flight he got all the way through the security check before being told him he wasn’t allowed to board because of the previous incident. Run Forrest run.
Move over Chuck Norris we have a new macho man. Introducing Jim, the 73 year old Aussie farmer who flew over the handbars of his motorcycle while checking his crop. When he tried to get up he realised his head wouldn’t stay up. No probs. Jim, with his floppy head, got back on his motorcycle and kept his head up by holding his hair. He made it home and called an ambulance. And that my friends is how you become a bloody legend in Oz.
PSST Jim fractured the first two vertabrae connecting his noggin and is currently wearing a halo but should make a full recovery.
Attention people of Hawaii. Get out of your bomb shelters, storm drains, cupboards and caves, there is no ballistic missile heading your way. Whoops, we bad? Seems a Government worker accidentally sent a phone warning to Smart phone users, scaring the sh*t out of them. It didn’t help that the message said “ this is not a drill ,seek immediate shelter” all in capital letters. It also didn’t help that it took 40 minutes to retract the message. The streets soon filled with people crying and screaming. One parent was seen shoving his kid down a manhole. Oh the humanity.
PSST Apparantly the man who activated the text is feeling bad.
Oh for crying out loud mister, why would you bother robbing a bank in Switzerland at 80? Seriously, just go home, put your feet up and leave it to the young and dumb. The masked geriatric made his getaway on foot but was soon apprehended. I feel I need to slap my forehead.