In space, no one can hear you scream

The Russian Space Agency is freaking out after they discovered a 2mm hole in the venting system of one of their Space Crafts. Alarms were raised when the cabin pressure began to slowly drop. All on board were ordered to look for the cause. The hole was discovered near the toilet covered by a flap. Initially, it was thought the hole was made by a tiny meteorite but when they studied the hole they changed their tune, believing it was deliberately made. The hole was too neat and consistent with being made by a drill. Plus it was made from the inside, not the outside. There are several theories to this potentially Tom Hanks starring drama, 1) it was a poorly patched up mistake made by a contractor 2) it was made by a homesick astronaut hoping to return to Earth early or 3. SABOTAGE. Luckily they had some epoxy resin because apparently duct tape is useless in space.


Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World, Friggin Scary

3 responses to “In space, no one can hear you scream

  1. Hopefully it was a mistake during construction.

  2. griffin

    Duct tape doesn’t work in space? How will we handi types fix things in space? Duct tape is our go to fixer.

  3. hello friggin loon its dennis the vizsla dog hay i am pritty shoor that duct tayp can be yoozed ennyware i think this is just more rushin misinformayshun and propaganda aimd at kawzing us to kwestchun the verry baysis of owr sosietee wich is yoo gessd it duct tape!!! ok bye

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