Strawberry Terrorism

Currently, Australia is in a state of emergency over strawberries. Someone (or a group) has been placing needles and pins in strawberries throughout Australia. It started with one person swallowing a sewing needle and from there it has escalated. Police aren’t sure if it is copycat behaviour but there have now been needles found in strawberries everywhere. Initial panic has resulted in strawberry farmers having to dump their stock. So sad, considering farmers are doing it tough of late. Authorities have no idea at what stage the needles were inserted into the fruit.  It seems all strawberry farmers across Australia have been affected so I am guessing it is happening after the fruit has left the farms. Hopefully, the social media campaign underway to encourage people to buy, buy, buy, will counteract these lowlife scums . We won’t be held to ransom by strawberry terrorists.

PSST I wonder if this is just a case of sour grapes? (pun intended)



Filed under All That Is Wrong With The World

3 responses to “Strawberry Terrorism

  1. I hope they soon catch all those involved. You would think they could at least make jam out of the strawberries if not enough people are buying them.

  2. hello frigging loon its dennis the vizsla dog hay this is why we kant hav nice things like froot and medikayshun wot comes in bottels wot kan akchooally be opend!!! boo!!! ok bye

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