Oh for the love of special sauce. A study in the UK has revealed that not one, not two but EVERY single McDonalds touchscreen menu they tested had faecal matter on it. In one case, they found the potentially deadly staphylococcus bacteria. If you think about it, this was always going to happen. Just place the study on top of the pile below hotel TV remotes, escalator handrails and airline touchscreens. Thanks people, we are one touch away from potential death. WASH YOUR FRIGGIN HANDS, please.
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It has been several months and no loon news on the world we share! I know that the news is not what we want to read but the Loons spin is what we live for. We hope that the world has been kind to you and we really miss your wise guidance to this crazy following you have. We miss your imput!
Hi griffin, don’t worry the Loon is here. Just taking a little break due to enormous work commitments 🙂
This put a big smile on my face today! Thank you 😃