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Sometimes people miss the entire point of life…..

Run Chickens, RUN!!!!

Holy spicy chicken wings Batman, this  Jurassic rooster is real. The Brahma chicken called Merakli is owned by a guy in Europe. Hmmmm, anywhere near Chernobyl?

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Nuclear Nightmare Continues

Just when you thought the Fukashima disaster couldn’t get any worse…enter radioactive boars. Yep, the wild beasts ,that had been hanging around the abandoned Japanese nuclear power plant , are now running amok in the vacated towns. Experts believe they are showing signs of being 300 times over the radioactive safety levels. With the government recently announcing people can soon return home to their abandoned towns the race is on to cull them. Seriously? Who would want to go back?

PSST If the boars are radioactive what the hell else is….just saying.

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What is worse than fake news?

Fake doctor!!! Of all things sacred a man in Australia has pretended to be a doctor, not for one year or two years, but 11 years. Evidently the man had been treating patients in Australian hospitals and emergency departments after having stolen a passport , medical qualifications and citizenship from a real doctor in India. Hmm, so much for our country’s checks and balances. The fake doc has since fled Australia and is nowhere to be found.

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Can You Hear The Lambs Clarice?

Want to make extra money while studying at uni? Why not do what Jack does? He taught himself taxidermy and is now selling dead animal pencil cases. How sweet. He collects most of his material (dead animals) from pest control then sells them around the world.
Jack is philosophical about his work “Some people have suggested my work is satirical or that they have a deeper meaning but they are just daft.”

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PSST – The case also includes  a pencil sharpener but I will leave it to you to guess where that is inserted!!!!!

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Fake Reports

Kim Jong Un's ex girlfriend executedOh dear, seems you don’t have to be related to Kim Jong Un to get on his bad side. Five senior officials have been executed,  via anti aircraft guns, for sending the North Korean leader false reports. Kinda damned if you do, damned if you don’t.

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Keyboard Blues

Sorry loons for lack of posts yesterday. Seems like the latest Windows 10 update wiped out my wifi keyboard. This made it impossible to a) search for fixes b) complete fixes c) get to website that downloads the new drivers . Life was so much easier when all we had to do was carve pictures into cave walls….. just saying.

PSST And yes tech savvy loons, I triple checked the batteries in keyboard….sheez!!!

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One Less Chair At Christmas

kim-jong-namOh no, not Kim Jong-nam, the oldest bro of Kim Jong Un is no more. Seems our favourite little Disney loving Kim Jong has been murdered in spectacular fashion at a Malaysian airport.
Two alleged North Korean female assassins sprayed an unknown toxic chemical from a fountain pen (so 1970s) in his face as he waited for his flight. This apparently isn’t the first time his younger bro has tried to bump him off.  Nam is the oldest and, in theory, the true leader of North Korea which Kim Jong Un has never been happy about. He was the product of  Kim Jong-il’s affair with South Korean-born actress Song Hye-rim, but fell out of favour when he was caught trying to sneak into Japan under a false identity to visit Disneyland. Since then he has lived in exile trying to avoid his erratic brother. RIP fun loving Jong.

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