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Sometimes people miss the entire point of life…..

I Hope It Is Timmothy Pitzen

Timmothy Pitzen has been missing for seven years, presumed dead after his mother ‘s body was discovered in a hotel room. She had left a note saying that Timmothy was safe but no one would ever find him. Well, apparently that is not the case, he has been allegedly found ALIVE. Yesterday a teenager in Kentucky was roaming the streets asking for help. He said he was Timothy and he had been held captive for 7 years and had managed to escape by running across the State line from Ohio into Kentucky. No confirmation the boy is Timmothy but fingers crossed for his father’s sake.

Please note: If you get held hostage and have the slightest window of opportunity… RUN. And I don’t mean run down the block, I mean run as fast as you can for as long as you can until you can find help.  There must be hundreds of missing people around the world trapped in houses, dungeons or sheds. I often think of Madeleine McCann and hope if she is alive she has the opportunity and courage to make a run for it. I also hope there is a special place in hell for the people who take these poor innocent victims.

UPDATE: As suspected he is not Timmothy Pitzen. However, on a positive note, it has put fresh light onto the case.

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Social Media Outage

Attention people YES there is a global outage of Facebook, Instagram, and Messenger. NO, don’t ring 000, 911 or 999. This is not an emergency. I REPEAT, this is NOT an emergency.

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Goddam It Facebook

I am currently creating a new Friggin Loon Page on Facebook because apparently just having a normal Friggin Loon profile is no longer enough. Yep, FB stopped my WordPress feed and I have been silently protesting ever since. I’ll be damned cutting and pasting on both platforms.  Don’t worry followers (the two of you), they are recreating my site so you will all be soon receiving my WP posts once again.

Seriously, life is complicated enough without having to go down this slippery slope.  Yes, I know, patience is a virtue. BUT when you have forgotten your FB passwords it tests the most virtuous of us.

 

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Art Class For A Serial Killer

You know what I hate? When a serial killer, who confessed to killing over 90 women, begins sketching and painting some of his victims in his cell. What the? He gets to do arts and crafts?  Investigators have been encouraging him to draw his victims in chalk, pastels and watercolours in an attempt to identify them. According to the FBI, Sam Little has an eye for detail, especially when capturing their petrified expressions. Very Gacyesque.

Sam Little had gone under the radar for over 40 years until he got kaboomed with Historic DNA. Aint that a bitch. Having been linked to three murders he later confessed to many, many more. As is with some serial killers he chose to kill vulnerable women, such as drug addicts and prostitutes. He also strangled his victims before dumping them in dense forest areas, making it seem as though they died by accident.

Investigators are struggling to identify many of the women as the killings span the length and breadth of the US. Despite this, they have confirmed 36 women so far.

If you suspect one of your relatives is a serial killer off you trot to Ancestry.com and take them down, I say.

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Best Conspiracy This Year

Welcome 2019 and welcome the first new conspiracy theory of the year. This involves Meaghan Markle and the royal bub to be. Rumours have been spreading recently by a small group that Meaghan isn’t pregnant at all and is, in fact, faking it. Enter the British made “moon-bump”. The strap on bump gives the appearance of being pregnant and is often used by actresses. Evidently, there have been photos suggesting that Meaghan has been wearing one under her designer frocks. A small group believes Harry and Meaghan are using a surrogate. Bless, don’t you love them. Here’s how it all started….

PSST: You can follow the conspiracy theorists on Twitter #MEGXIT

 

 

 

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Rant of the Day

In 1969 man landed on the moon. In some extraordinary feat, that still makes my eyebrow raise, they were able to televise it live. Fast forward to 2019 ….buffering, satellite interference, no signal!!! 1969 rang and said, “burn”.

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Stupid Is As Stupid Does

Clive Palmer’s political party United Australia Party has been bombarding the airwaves and TV screens for the past few weeks with his stupid commercials. Yes, there is an election looming. He has even got Sister Scissors all riled up after he butchered their song “We Aren’t Gonna Take It” by changing the lyrics and adding his own. When they threatened to sue him he claimed straight-faced… You can’t, those new lyrics are mine.

So imagine my surprise when I received this text last night…

When elected United Australia Party will ban unsolicited political text messages which Labor & Liberal have allowed.

His party actually text me, to tell me they plan to stop political parties texting me.  WTF, you just sent me an unsolicited political text message!!!!

You know what, you Dunderklumpten, why don’t you ban ALL UNSOLICITED TEXT messages full stop. That includes scammers, telemarketers and you!

My forehead is starting to bruise.

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