Seriously Mr Pilot, when an engine blows on your plane with over 350 people on board PLEASE don’t ask the passengers to pray. The AirAsia flight was about 90 minutes into its flight from Perth to Malaysia when kaboom…the left engine blew up. The plane began vibrating like a washing machine and passengers began fearing the worse. That’s when the pilot came over the intercom announcing they were turning back for an emergency landing . He ended his announcement with ‘I hope you all say a prayer, I will be saying a prayer too and let’s hope we all get back home safely’. Evidently that is when people started reaching for their life jackets fearing the plane would plunge into the ocean at any moment. I would have been been emptying that drinks trolley and rocking in the
crash fetal position
PSST The airline is claiming the incident was nothing more than a “technical ” issue.
Well Boo Boo, seems like you might want to grab your picnic basket and RUN!!!! Evidently Yellowstone National Park has been rattled by over 464 earthquakes in the past week. The reason being the Yellowstone supervolcano has been causing earthquake swarms . Despite the increase of in the seismic activity, experts are assuring the public there is no cause for alarm. Hmm, yeah right, then why call them “earthquake swarms”? Enough to scare the beejesus out of me.
If you thought the Grenfell Tower tragedy couldn’t get much worse, think again. The makers of the combustible cladding have revealed the insulation used on the cladding (that burned like match sticks) is also highly TOXIC. And by toxic I mean hydrogen cyanide. Seriously, why on earth would anyone produce a highly flamable and toxic cladding for buildings? . I fear this tragedy is far from over.
OK loons, one more time… if have to wait too long for your chicken nuggets please don’t ring 911 to complain . Oh and also don’t block the drive thru lane either . The world has enough hangry people.
It’s a shit fight, literally. Seems when it comes to putting a bag under a horse’s butt to stop it from crapping everywhere it’s a violation of the Amish community’s religious standards. The Auburn Amish sect in Kentucky are fighting the 37 citations (so far) for their horse droppings. Yep, the horse drawn buggies maybe cute but the mess left behind , not so. The Amish sect are refusing to place a bag under their horses and the city continues to fine them.
Psst I’m guessing no one wants to be the sucker who has to empty the bag.
2nd Psst But they could bag it and sell it as Authentic Amish Horse Poop.
Sorry to break it to you loons, but I will be posting from Fiji for the next week. Dirty job but someones gotta do it!!!
OK, I must admit I haven’t been taking the” North Korea hates the world” thingy very seriously until Anonymous reared its head. Given they are the world’s best hackers, I am assuming they know more about what’s going on than this one finger typer. So when they say start preparing for WWIII I am definitely going to start cleaning out my closets .