OK, no need to panic but WTF, remember NASA’s Voyager 2, the unmanned probe that was blasted off into space 33 years ago? No? Well anywho, the damn thing has begun transmitting bizarre, unintelligible signals according to German UFO expert Hartwig Hausdorf. Mr Hausdorf believes aliens have hijacked the probe which is now located near the edge of the solar system. Hmm, maybe they are just sick and tired of hearing a loop of 70’s music and greetings in 55 different languages so are sending us back some of our own medicine? Oh and NASA’s spin on the thing…. it’s a glitch in the computer memory….. but we know better than to believe them, now don’t we loons!
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Atta boy, a man who allegedly stole beers from a gas station returned a few minutes later to exchange them for colder ones. The man had nicked the case of warm beer while the clerk was restocking and, obviously not being British, he was peeved to learn they weren’t chilled. Anywho, when the Clarksville clerk asked the intoxicated man if he had paid for them he fled.
The first rule of roof jumping is to avoid asbestos sheeting.
Had Warren English bothered to pay his rent, he and his family wouldn’t have been evicted from their house and then the Sheriff’s deputies wouldn’t have discovered the 6 marijuana plants growing from the back of his hollowed out big screen TV. It’s funny how life works! Hmm, anywho at least he now has a roof over his head and three square meals a day. Bless the Gwinnett County Jail.
Oh for goodness sakes, people, Christian terrorists! The nine people arrested in the Christian militia raid by FBI yesterday have been accused of plotting to kill a Michigan police officer and then planning to blow up officers attending the funeral. WTF! Forget the devil, they believe local, state and federal law enforcement agencies are the enemy…well, foot soldiers for the enemy that is the New World Order. The group known as Hutaree are believed to have been plotting to use “improvised explosive devices” to kaboom as many law enforcement people as possible. All nine have been charged with attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction.
Stop the presses people, we have a flaming Jesus on a log. Yes, Rob Millist says the 4.5 inch face appeared on a burning log and remained glowing for 20 minutes before disintegrating into ash. Oh my, just in time for Ash Wednesday. The face of Jesus appeared in the fireplace of his partner’s mother’s fireplace in Old Hatfield, Herts.