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Those Friggin Aliens!

Hi, just messing with ya!

OK, no need to panic but WTF, remember NASA’s Voyager 2, the unmanned probe that was blasted off into space 33 years ago? No? Well anywho, the damn thing has begun transmitting bizarre, unintelligible signals according to German UFO expert Hartwig Hausdorf. Mr Hausdorf believes aliens have hijacked the probe which is now located near the edge of the solar system. Hmm, maybe they are just sick and tired of hearing a loop of 70’s music and greetings in 55 different languages so are sending us back some of our own medicine? Oh and NASA’s spin on the thing….  it’s a glitch in the computer memory….. but we know better than to believe them, now don’t we loons!

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Hey, These Beers Are Warm!

I can't drink these!

Atta boy, a man who allegedly stole beers from a gas station returned a few minutes later to exchange them for colder ones. The man had nicked the case of warm beer while the clerk was restocking and, obviously not being British, he was peeved to learn they weren’t chilled. Anywho, when the Clarksville clerk asked the intoxicated man if he had paid for them he fled.

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Roof Jumping Fail

The first rule of roof jumping is to avoid asbestos sheeting.

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It’s Like Watching Weeds Grow

Dude, this is good shit!

Had Warren English bothered to pay his rent, he and his family wouldn’t have been evicted from their house and then the Sheriff’s deputies wouldn’t have discovered the 6 marijuana plants growing from the back of his hollowed out big screen TV. It’s funny how life works! Hmm, anywho at least he now has a roof over his head and three square meals a day. Bless the Gwinnett County Jail.

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You Call Yourself Christians

Oh for goodness sakes, people, Christian terrorists! The nine people arrested in the Christian militia raid by FBI yesterday have been accused of plotting to kill a Michigan police officer and then planning to blow up officers attending the funeral. WTF! Forget the devil, they believe local, state and federal law enforcement agencies are the enemy…well, foot soldiers for the enemy that is the New World Order. The group known as Hutaree are believed to have been plotting to use “improvised explosive devices” to kaboom as many law enforcement people as possible. All nine have been charged with attempted use of a weapon of mass destruction.

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UFO Files Censored

Last week after a great deal of hullabaloo from the general pubic about freedom of information yada, yada, yada, the British government released the Ministry of Defence UFO files. And we are talking friggin files upon files dating from 1994-2000.Weird alien abductions, flying saucers, strange skin rashes, tubes of light,you name it, its all there for all the world to see. So anywho, you would have thought it would have shut the x-filers up for a while. Nope, no sirree, now they are now bitching about the “blacked out” bits. Hmm, seems the “uncomplimentary comments”, made by military and police (where I assume they were pulling the piss big time) have been edited out. Oh boo, that would have been the most entertaining part. However, some of the more suspicious and cynical buffs believe there is more to the censoring of the files. Of course!

Psst To all you UFO buffs, click here for the Ministry of Defence  files and knock yourself out!

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Dumbass From Down Under

We have a winner, stand up Melbourne’s dumbest crim…. Andrew Bawden. Within an hour, yes an hour, of Mr Bawden being bailed over a series of break-ins he was back at it. Oh yes indeedy. He robbed cars, houses, offices and even a cathedral. That was, until he dropped his police charge sheet at one of the crime scenes. Awkward. His next stop he dropped a DVD containing his police interview. Unlucky. Police arrested the bright spark soon after. Bawden pleaded guilty to about 30 friggin counts and with bail denied.

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Jesus On A Burning Log

Stop the presses people, we have a flaming Jesus on a log. Yes, Rob Millist says the 4.5 inch face appeared on a burning log and remained glowing for 20 minutes before disintegrating into ash. Oh my, just in time for Ash Wednesday. The face of Jesus appeared in the fireplace of his partner’s mother’s fireplace in Old Hatfield, Herts.

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UFO Worm Hole Cloud Over Mexico

OMG everybody panic…AGAIN! A UFO has left the building Earth. OK, there is 10 minutes of footage which means the UFO’s were taking there own sweet time. Cocky little shits doing it in broad daylight. The footage, which most would say is simply a cloud, has UFO believers excited. The footage was shot in Mexico and looks similar to the Russian cloud which we all panicked about last year.

Psst I’d pack your bags just in case this is the mother ship loons!

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Human Ice Cube Semi Fail

Gennady,Gennady,Gennady, being a human ice cube isn’t all it’s cracked up to be….just ask David Blaine. Latvian illusionist Gennady Palychevsky spent 64 hours and 32 minutes in a 6ft square ice cube in Moscow, breaking Israeli illusionist Hezi Dayan’s record by 32 minutes. Unfortunately after being removed from his icy hell hole he was rushed to hospital suffering severe frostbite. Geez, I hope it isn’t you know where!

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