Bored much? When the art of curling got way too dull for one Russian enthusiast he decided to up the anti and replace the stones with cars. The idea must have tickled the fancy of the local car insurance company because they now have a tournament. So here is how it is played….the cars are stripped of their engine and windows, a team member jumps behind the wheel and steers (this eliminates the use of a broom), and then the car is pushed by team mates, the closest car to the centre of a painted circle wins.
Please don’t let this be fake news…. OMG…scent of kitten fur
OMG, as I yawned my way through another Oscar night, I was snapped from my trance by the sound of …wait, you didn’t win. Blahahahahahah, as awks spread across the theatre, I sat upright and watched the carnage unfold. Seems La La Land was NOT Best Picture, Moonlight was. But the mistake wasn’t caught until all the cast members were dragged up on stage and every poor bastard had made an acceptance speech. Boom, there’s a classic moment right there. I can’t wait until Trump tweets ….told ya Fake Awards.
Guess what loons? A big soap bubble has just smashed the Guiness Word Record. How big was it? Friggin huge!!!! The 11m by 7.5m bubble enclosed 275 students and a car. Yes, I know, still no cure for cancer . The guy broke his own world record….oh wait , what? Do we even care?
PSST Get a job
Happy New Year Loons, I hope 2017 will be everything you hoped for. I will be reporting from the land of the rising sun (and Pokemons) for the next two weeks. Yes, loon will be in Japan.
Stay safe, and take time to laugh.
An Aussie dude has created the best Christmas lights display, synced to AC/DC Thunderstruck … and some other dude in the US too.