You can’t fool me!!!
If you kinda walk funny like with stiff shoulders and fast knees, chances are you are a pot smoker. True story. Evidently marijuana users walk differently, not that there is anything wrong with that! But you kinda do. Hey don’t shoot the messenger, its coming from researchers at the University of South Australia. Still no cure for cancer.
PSST That should get parents paranoid
For 137 years a church in Mexico has worshipped a mushroom found by a lumberjack. Reason? Jesus is on it of course. They have an annual festival in honour of the mushroom. The Jesus mushroom is believed to have spiritual powers. Hmmm, so its a magic mushroom?
The South Korean president is a legend. Finally a politician that keeps a promise. The president is now the proud owner of a rescue dog that was saved from a dinner plate. Unfortunately, some parts of South Korea still eat dog . This little pooch was rescued from a man about to kill him for supper. The Rescue Centre had a hard time placing little Tory in a home because of the prejudices against black animals. They called on the president and his campaign promise to adopt the 2 year old …and he did. I know what you are thinking….but he has two pooches (he’s safe).
A dude flying from Melbourne to Perth checked in his luggage…one can of Emu Export beer. Unsure if his precious cargo would arrive he was delighted when he made his way to the luggage claim and saw people laughing and taking out their phones. He later told reporters …“Sure enough there she was, alone on the carousel proudly making her way around. And there I was in my flanno and RMs to greet her. It was perfection.”
The “Unmissable” Ireland indeed. This is what happens when you get the star of Fifty Shades of Grey to promote Ireland. Not a soul looking at the stunning scenery…nope, they all are staring at the bulge in Jamie Dornan’s pants. Settle loons, apparently it was a golf ball.
Dave is one lazy bastard. His mate asked him to create a poster for an upcoming event…too easy
Anyone heard about the Fast Radio Bursts? Anyone? Anywho, the source of the strange bursts of radio energy known as Fast Radio Bursts (pulses of light a billion times brighter than anything else on Earth) have long been a mystery to scientists. But hold onto your tin foil hat loons Aussie scientists now think that the signals are coming from outer space and thus extraterrestrial. What does this mean? Who friggin knows ….but ET might just be phoning home!!!!