A dude flying from Melbourne to Perth checked in his luggage…one can of Emu Export beer. Unsure if his precious cargo would arrive he was delighted when he made his way to the luggage claim and saw people laughing and taking out their phones. He later told reporters …“Sure enough there she was, alone on the carousel proudly making her way around. And there I was in my flanno and RMs to greet her. It was perfection.”
The “Unmissable” Ireland indeed. This is what happens when you get the star of Fifty Shades of Grey to promote Ireland. Not a soul looking at the stunning scenery…nope, they all are staring at the bulge in Jamie Dornan’s pants. Settle loons, apparently it was a golf ball.
Dave is one lazy bastard. His mate asked him to create a poster for an upcoming event…too easy
Anyone heard about the Fast Radio Bursts? Anyone? Anywho, the source of the strange bursts of radio energy known as Fast Radio Bursts (pulses of light a billion times brighter than anything else on Earth) have long been a mystery to scientists. But hold onto your tin foil hat loons Aussie scientists now think that the signals are coming from outer space and thus extraterrestrial. What does this mean? Who friggin knows ….but ET might just be phoning home!!!!
Bored much? When the art of curling got way too dull for one Russian enthusiast he decided to up the anti and replace the stones with cars. The idea must have tickled the fancy of the local car insurance company because they now have a tournament. So here is how it is played….the cars are stripped of their engine and windows, a team member jumps behind the wheel and steers (this eliminates the use of a broom), and then the car is pushed by team mates, the closest car to the centre of a painted circle wins.
Please don’t let this be fake news…. OMG…scent of kitten fur
OMG, as I yawned my way through another Oscar night, I was snapped from my trance by the sound of …wait, you didn’t win. Blahahahahahah, as awks spread across the theatre, I sat upright and watched the carnage unfold. Seems La La Land was NOT Best Picture, Moonlight was. But the mistake wasn’t caught until all the cast members were dragged up on stage and every poor bastard had made an acceptance speech. Boom, there’s a classic moment right there. I can’t wait until Trump tweets ….told ya Fake Awards.