Want to earn $26,000 for two months work? Well, it really isn’t work it’s basically being lazy-assed while NASA and the European Space Agency use you as a guinea pig. A lazy-assed guinea pig. All you have to do is lie down and do nothing for 60 days. Kinda feel like I do that already but anywho, applicants are being sorted. It does come with some bummers, firstly, it is in Cologne, Germany and secondly, you’ll probably have to lie down with other like-minded lazy creatures in shared accommodation. Oh, and if you want (or care) what the experiment is for, it’s to do with testing weightlessness in space.
PSST: If you can decipher German you can find the application here
When a queue starts forming the first thing you think of is …FOMOers, Spice Girls tickets or a bargain sale. But you would all be wrong if you saw the line of 4,800 plus lining up in the pouring rain in the UK over the weekend. They weren’t there for a sale, or concert tickets, they were all there to get tested. Tested for being a potential stem cell match to save a 5-year-old boy fighting a rare cancer. Yes, young, old, males, females, and every nationality under the sun queued up outside a primary school in Worchester in hope of being a match for little Oscar. The desperate parents did a shout out in a last ditched effort to save their little boy. You can check out the campaign here ‘Hand in Hand for Oscar’.
I don’t know who came up with this idea but pure evil genius. A sneaky little LED light effect makes it look like the walkway is cracking beneath the feet of unsuspecting Chinese tourists.
A dramatic lunar eclipse anyone? Yes, Western Australia had the perfect still night to see this once in a life time event. Sadly no howling ! I did get attacked by a million mozzies….. I was the Super Blue Blood Loon!!!!
I hope you all had a wonderful Christmas and New Year. Apologises for lack of posts in the last few months. The Loon has been busy in Sydney filming. Looking forward to an exciting new year full of blunders, kabooms, tin foil hats and sleeping with one eye open.
Well Mr Zodiac Killer you have been hiding from us for decades, with your clever little cryptic codes and your crudely made hoods. Thought you were smarter than the cops and the journos with your untraceable notes. Well, boast no more. Thanks to a partial DNA and modern technology your face and name might just be revealed.
Since the 1960s the Zodiac Killer has been murdering , taunting and avoiding arrest but a new technology may solve the identity of one of the most elusive serial killers of the 20th century. Over the years there have been two main suspects in the murders, Ross Sullivan and Lawrence Kane but police have failed to make an arrest.
All the recent buzz and excitement is over an unexpected discovery. Yep, cold case detective (no, not Lily Rush) has found DNA on one of the victim’s clothing and hopes it will lead to answers. Ooooh can’t wait.
A Chinses man who was losing his mind over bad road signage decided to grab a tin of paint and make a few adjustments to speed up the moring traffic chaos. Not sure if his adjustments helped because the frustrated dude got arrested and fined for his troubles.
OMG, OMG, OMG, for a short time the KFC online store is selling a $10,000 “internet escape pod”. The pod is actually a tent that blocks out all wireless signals. It comes with a protective Colonel Sanders draped over it. The cost includes a KFC rep to come over to your place to install it. The director for advertising said “We’ve come up with several technologically advanced, creative experiences for our customers and fans this year. But even we feel the burden of technology during the holiday season. So we decided to go in the opposite direction and create an anti-technology product, using technology, to help one lucky buyer literally escape the holiday chaos,”
I didn’t know this was even a thing? Ref taing his job way too seriously…