Take a bow Brickyard pub in England. Every woman who has ever had a horror date applauds you. The pub has a sign inside the female toilets suggesting an exit strategy for extracting ones self from a bad date.
PSST You kinda wonder how many of these they dealt with before sticking up the sign?
Poor Claude came off second best yet again. What a pain in the butt!!!
Sleeping it off
OMG, Claudius is harassing me to buy a bottle of Nyan Nyan Nouveau. Seems my internet surfing kitty has discovered a Japanese company who makes wine for cats. Fortunately I blocked his Paypal account before he was able to buy a crate. The wine, which is made from Cabernet Sauvignon juice and catnip is selling for $4 a bottle. The company also sells Wan Wan Beer for dogs.
Psst “Nyan Nyan” means “meow meow” in Japanese
This is why Claudius has to have supervised visits outside. It’s a cruel world ….
I heard a calamity in the loungeroom yesterday and discovered that Claudius had somehow found the bird net which was in a cupboard and had managed to drag it into the loungeroom and then proceeded to get caught in it. He looked at me like “what is this damn contraption I found myself trapped in?”
What confounded trap is this?
I got rights
Apologies, Claudi-ass disconnected my internet and I had to crawl under my desk, broken glass, Harry Potter figurine, and my disapproving Mao Tse-tung statue to access connection. Bad kitty.
Checked my phone over the weekend and discovered that Claudius has been doing selfies!!!! Bad kitty.