Take a bow Brickyard pub in England. Every woman who has ever had a horror date applauds you. The pub has a sign inside the female toilets suggesting an exit strategy for extracting ones self from a bad date.
PSST You kinda wonder how many of these they dealt with before sticking up the sign?
Poor Claude came off second best yet again. What a pain in the butt!!!
Sleeping it off
OMG, Claudius is harassing me to buy a bottle of Nyan Nyan Nouveau. Seems my internet surfing kitty has discovered a Japanese company who makes wine for cats. Fortunately I blocked his Paypal account before he was able to buy a crate. The wine, which is made from Cabernet Sauvignon juice and catnip is selling for $4 a bottle. The company also sells Wan Wan Beer for dogs.
Psst “Nyan Nyan” means “meow meow” in Japanese
This is why Claudius has to have supervised visits outside. It’s a cruel world ….
I heard a calamity in the loungeroom yesterday and discovered that Claudius had somehow found the bird net which was in a cupboard and had managed to drag it into the loungeroom and then proceeded to get caught in it. He looked at me like “what is this damn contraption I found myself trapped in?”
What confounded trap is this?
I got rights
Apologies, Claudi-ass disconnected my internet and I had to crawl under my desk, broken glass, Harry Potter figurine, and my disapproving Mao Tse-tung statue to access connection. Bad kitty.
Checked my phone over the weekend and discovered that Claudius has been doing selfies!!!! Bad kitty.
Claudius has delusions of grandeur ….
Kitty cat is go. Claudius has delusions of grandeur.
Oh for crying out loud Claudius, one more time, you are NOT an action hero!!!!!