Category Archives: Friggin Dolls

Friggin Reborn Babies

Holy scary crap people, who the hell would even think of owning a reborn baby? I stumbled across these friggin evil man mad monstosities when I read a story about police in England smashing the window of a car, believing a baby had been locked inside, only to discover it was a “reborn baby”. These lifelike little creatures have become popular amongst the friggin insane doll collectors and look identical to real babies. Sleep with one eye open people!

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Breast Feeding Doll Anyone?

Debate time…Berjuan Toys have just released “Breast Milk Baby” a breast feeding doll for little girls. Bless. The doll comes with a top that the child can wear which has two flower nipples and a sensor that makes sucking sounds. As you would expect the doll has hit the controversy button. Camp A says …  its a normal part of life and teaches the child that breast feeding is a natural and normal way to feed a baby. Camp B ….WTF, this will encourage young girls to get pregnant. Camp C …. why can’t kids just be kids.

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Happy Birthday Ken

Happy Birthday me!

Guess who is turning the big 50? No, not me you fools, its Ken. You know, Barbie’s ex.Yes sirree and rumors are Barbie dumped Blaine, her Aussie boogie boarder boyfriend, and is now back with Ken. All is now good with the world.

Psst Can’t wait for the midlife crisis doll!

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Little Mommy, Gotta Go Doll

Good grief, was that a turd in the toilet?

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If You’re Happy And You Know It ….

Whoopsie, seems like My Pal Scout is a bit of a slutty mutt. Parents are friggin freaky over a singalong toy for snowflakes.

Psst Leapfrog Toys have re-recorded the song.

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Scariest Friggin Doll EVER!!!

WTF?

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The Real My Buddy Commercial

Well now here’s a doll you can really play with…..

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Creepy Toy

OMG, who the hell came up with Love and Licks farting puppies? So wet you’ll need a restraining order!

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Get A Grip Tarzan

Wondering what to get your kid for Christmas? Hmm, might want to skip the Tarzan doll ! But it could be fun to give to your boss.

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The Hannah Montana Doll F***ing Swears!

Sweet niblets the Hanna Montana doll friggin swears! WTF! No shit, this is seriously funny. Every friggin year some bloody mom gets OMG upset over some friggin talking doll that swears or has some secret religious message deliberately concealed in the dialogue. Now it’s Miley Cyrus’s alter ego Hannah Montana’s turn. OFFS, a friggin Christmas doll ! F***ing pies!

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