Category Archives: Friggin Dumbass

It Beats Walking

Dude, that’s no way to get through life!

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Carpool Fail

One more time people and say it slowly…. a ball wearing a hat is not going to get you through life into the carpool lane. Sorry mister good try. Washington State police busted the dude when they pulled him up for expired tags. Doh! He also confessed to police the infant in the back was actually “a ball with a hat!”

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Nothing To Gain

riceHeavens to Murgatroyd. A British man was fined for carrying a heavy load. Seems he got overly zealous at a rice sale at a local shop and filled his car with 2,000 pounds (800kg) of grain. That would be 40 bags of 20kg rice. Hmm, the $400 fine would make that some very expensive rice.

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Drinks On Me

Oh for crying out loud. Two bumbling thieves attempting to steal beer from a locked fridge discover the cold hard truth.

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What a Tool

A Nazi gynecologistt Carl Clauberg's surgical tools foundman down under had an embarrassing encounter with a ring spanner. Seems he got ihis penis stuck in it and had to ring the fire brigade. Enter angle grinder and a whole lot of awks. Guessing there was very little eye contact.

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Sorry Folks

ice ageOh dear, the New York Central Park Ice Festival has been cancelled because…wait for it…. it’s too cold.

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Dumbass Bro

Wloser2hen  a New Zealand customer decided to knick a tip jar after purchasing a meal  at a local fast food joint he scored a grand total of $6.77. Unfortunately in his haste he left his $9.92 meal behind. Loser.

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