One more time people and say it slowly…. a ball wearing a hat is not going to get you
through life into the carpool lane. Sorry mister good try. Washington State police busted the dude when they pulled him up for expired tags. Doh! He also confessed to police the infant in the back was actually “a ball with a hat!”
Heavens to Murgatroyd. A British man was fined for carrying a heavy load. Seems he got overly zealous at a rice sale at a local shop and filled his car with 2,000 pounds (800kg) of grain. That would be 40 bags of 20kg rice. Hmm, the $400 fine would make that some very expensive rice.
Oh for crying out loud. Two bumbling thieves attempting to steal beer from a locked fridge discover the cold hard truth.
A man down under had an embarrassing encounter with a ring spanner. Seems he got ihis penis stuck in it and had to ring the fire brigade. Enter angle grinder and a whole lot of awks. Guessing there was very little eye contact.
Oh dear, the New York Central Park Ice Festival has been cancelled because…wait for it…. it’s too cold.
When a New Zealand customer decided to knick a tip jar after purchasing a meal at a local fast food joint he scored a grand total of $6.77. Unfortunately in his haste he left his $9.92 meal behind. Loser.
Naww, when a 73 year old with a impeccable driving record gets pulled over for not having his headlights on its kinda OK. Hmm, UNTIL, he starts snorting coke up his nose in front of the cop. The gramps got quite the startle when the policeman returned with his license mid snort and his stash fell all over his hands and floor. Needless to say, all the umming and ahhing about it being vitamins didn’t hold water. It’ the season to be jolly, fa la la la la lalalala
PSST Thanks Craig for the heads up on the goings in your home town. Have a merry Christmas.